(grand orchestral fanfare playing)
Ooh.
(grunts, laughs)
(playing "Hammer BGM" from Donkey Kong)
(whimpering, shouting)
Hey, stoppa, stoppa.
- (yelps, sighs) - (music stops)
(muffled grunting)
(muffled): Illumination!
(groans)
("Ground BGM" from Super Mario Bros. playing)
(dings)
♪♪
(boings)
("Course Clear" plays)
(chimes)
♪♪
(singsongy): Bedtime.
Woo-hoo, bedtime!
- Yes! - (happy chattering)
Oh, no.
- Bedtime, bedtime, bedtime! - (giggling)
Did you wash your face?
Yes.
Mm... no.
♪♪
LUMA: Story time! Story time!
- (excited chattering) - (giggling)
- Woo-hoo! - (Lumas trilling softly)
- (laughing) - Shh. Shh.
(trills softly)
"Once upon a time,
"there was a brave and noble princess named Peach.
"She was the great protector of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Her story begins many years ago..."
I want to hear the story about the plumbers.
- Ooh, ooh. - We did that one last night,
and the night before and the night before.
(chanting): Plumbers, plumbers.
- Plumbers, plumbers, plumbers. - Plumbers. Plumbers. Plumbers.
- Plumbers. - (laughs): Okay.
Woo-hoo! I'm hooked on the brothers.
(sucking)
"Mario and Luigi were..."
- Get to the Donkey Kong part. - Oh, oh.
(chanting): Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong,
Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong,
- Donkey... - (heavy thudding in distance)
(trills)
- (heavy thudding continues) - (trilling)
Let's save the rest for tomorrow.
- Aw. - Bummer.
You all get tucked into bed, all right?
LUMA: Boo.
(thudding)
I'll be right back.
(heavy thudding continues)
♪♪
(deep, raspy voice): Princess Rosalina,
you're coming with me.
♪♪
- (grunts) - (electrical crackling)
(cries out)
(grunts)
(growls)
(grunts)
♪♪
(yells)
(loud crashing)
(debris falling)
(electrical crackling)
You messed with the wrong...
- LUMA: Mama? - (gasps)
I had a bad dream.
Uh-oh. It wasn't a dream.
(gasps)
(popping explosions)
(frightened shouts)
- (gasping) - Wha...?
- (mechanical clicking) - (grunts)
(panting)
(mechanical clicking)
(gasps)
- (hissing) - ♪♪
From the ashes of his father's defeat rises a new conqueror.
The Bowser name shall be feared once more.
(Kamek cackling)
Will you shut up?
I'm just so happy for you.
Your first princess-napping!
(grunting angrily)
Leave my mama alone!
- (groans) - No!
(cackling)
(gasping)
♪♪
(trilling sadly, whimpering)
♪♪
(wind blowing)
(high-pitched grumbling)
- (footsteps) - Huh?
(groans)
- (yelps) - (bones clicking)
- (engines roaring) - ♪♪
(Goomba yelps, mutters)
BOTH: Wahoo!
♪♪
(Pokey yelps)
Woo-hoo!
(laughing)
♪♪
- (Mario cheers) - LUIGI: Woo-hoo!
(engines stop)
- (laughing) - Hey, huh?
Lu, that jump you hit back there...
Mario, are we cool motorcycle guys now?
Obviously.
- Oh, you're here. - Oh.
Now, where's the troubled pipes?
(overlapping, excited chattering)
(laughs): Okay, okay.
How about pointing?
(distant roaring)
(maraca rattling)
- (rattling stops) - (distant bellowing)
♪♪
(deep bellowing)
(Swoops squeaking)
♪♪
(whooshes)
("Power-Up" plays)
♪♪
(grunts)
(Swoops squeaking)
(distant bellowing)
Okay, I guess we'll just follow that terrifying noise.
(groans)
Come on.
You're not the scared guy anymore.
(shrieks)
Yes, I am! People don't change!
(grunts)
(bellowing)
(rumbling growl echoes)
There's the problem.
(straining)
(grunts)
Ooh.
- (growling) - (screaming)
Put the bricks back. Put the bricks back.
I looked down that hole, and the devil looked back.
(Luigi yelps)
(squawks)
(whooshing)
(purring growl)
(whimpers)
(whimpers softly)
Hey. It's all right.
(purring)
(whimpers)
♪♪
Easy.
(coos softly)
(purrs)
- (sniffs) - ♪♪
- (chatters) Ah. - Hey, okay.
Okay, now.
What's your name, little guy?
Yoshi.
Nice to meet you, Yoshi.
How did you get in a warp pipe?
Oh...
(warbling excitedly)
♪♪
(chimes)
(yawns)
(gasps)
♪♪
(warbling excitedly)
("Hypnotize" by The Notorious B.I.G. plays)
MAN: Out of the road!
(grunts)
- (cat shrieks) - (sniffs)
(growls)
- (grunts) - (dog whimpers)
(muffled barking)
(bicycle bell rings)
(grunts, chews)
- OFFICER: We got a 1-9-8-1 monkey... - (hooting)
(exclaims)
(high-pitched chatter)
- Mm? Wh...? Oh! - (creaking)
(groans sheepishly)
(warbling)
(sirens wailing)
(horn blasts)
(gasps, screams)
("Pipe Travel" plays)
(chatters)
I guess we'll never know.
(chatters)
(murmuring)
♪♪
- Found the problem. - Ah.
(cheering, excited chattering)
(Yoshi coos inquisitively)
- Hola, Yoshi. - Yoshi.
Yoshi. Yoshi.
- Yoshi. Yoshi. - (laughs)
All that trouble over a Yoshi.
Yeah. You know, we found the little fella and...
Where'd he go?
Huh.
Well, he seemed like a nice guy.
(engine revving)
♪♪
Rrr, rrr. (Laughs)
He knows that's my bike, right?
♪♪
(Luigi shrieks)
(Luigi screaming)
(screaming continues)
♪♪
ROSALINA: Where are you taking us?
Try and enjoy it, Princess.
It's the last place you'll ever see alive.
♪♪
(whooshes)
(workers chattering)
It's pretty cool, right?
I really think my dad's gonna love it.
Mama, I'm scared.
It's gonna be all right.
(Kamek laughing)
My Koopas,
guess who stole a princess.
- Ah... (laughs) - (cheering)
BOWSER JR.: And not just any princess.
The guardian of the cosmos, the mother of the stars.
With her powers, we will destroy the universe!
She will give her life for our glory!
(cheering)
How's that for a speech?
Very descriptive.
Ow! Ow!
(groans)
No one hurts my kids.
(shouting)
Go!
(grunts)
- (Yellow Luma trills) - (grunting)
(whooshes)
(grunting)
(roars)
(strained grunting)
(wand clatters to ground)
The great battle of my life draws near.
It is time to free my father.
(insects chirping)
♪♪
Think she'll like it?
Mario, do you have feelings for the princess?
- What?! - (kissing sounds)
Oh, what? Can't a guy give his good buddy
a perfect present to-to show her just how much she means to him?
♪ When the moon hits your eye ♪
♪ Like a big pizza pie ♪
- ♪ That's... ♪ - ♪ A-Yoshi. ♪
I'm not in love with Peach.
Mwah, mwah.
- (Yoshi laughs) - Let's just go.
♪♪
("Too Hot to Stop - Pt. 1" by The Bar-Kays playing)
♪♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey ♪ - PHOTOGRAPHER: Say "mushroom."
♪ Yeah... ♪
Ooh.
(gulps) Mmm.
Hey, guys.
Hey, Toad.
- Looking good. - (Yoshi exclaims)
Um, who is this?
- (gulps) Yoshi. - (chuckles)
- Who could resist that face? - Aw...
(Mario and Luigi laughing)
Come on.
So some cool dinosaur just shows up
and he's now part of the group.
- ♪♪ - (lively chatter)
Hey, uh, have you seen the princess?
Nope.
♪♪
(music and chatter continue muffled in distance)
(whistling, popping)
♪♪
Hey.
You're missing your own party.
(Princess Peach sighs)
I hate birthdays.
Yeah.
Luigi spent his tenth birthday crying.
Said his childhood was over.
(laughs)
Well, the crazy thing is, today's not my real birthday.
It's just the day the Toads found me.
They have no idea where I came from.
I've lived my entire life wondering where my family is.
- That must be so hard. - (sighs)
Sometimes I just feel so lost.
Guess since it's not your actual birthday,
you don't want a present.
Mario! (Laughs)
(laughing): All right. Fine, fine.
PRINCESS PEACH: Oh.
(giggling)
I love it.
MARIO: Huh?
(whooshing)
Whoa.
♪♪
(Luigi gasps)
Look.
(gasps)
(happy chattering)
- Wow. - Whoa.
- (laughter)
(laughing)
(sniffing) Oh.
(sneezes)
(laughs)
(Princess Peach laughs)
♪♪
(gasps)
(booming)
♪♪
(tinkling)
(trilling)
(weakly): Princess Peach, I finally found you.
Oh.
(insects trilling)
Feel better now?
I can't believe it's really you.
Our mama read us so many bedtime stories about you.
Me?
Are you sure?
She said if anything ever happened to her,
to find you and you would help us.
Princess, our mama's been taken.
What happened?
A giant robot took her to a scary planet
out beyond the Gateway Galaxy.
Can you help us?
(grunting)
(gasps)
Uh, Peach, sorry, I tried...
Yes, yes, we were eavesdropping.
Don't you even think about leaving.
Guys, can we just give the princess a minute?
She'll figure out what to do.
I disagree, Mario.
Even though my pajamas say otherwise.
There is nothing to figure out.
She is not leaving.
OTHERS: Yes, yes, yes.
All right, guys, let's go.
We can discuss more in the morning.
Good night, Princess.
♪♪
Toad, pack our things.
♪♪
(chimes)
(whooshing)
(whirring)
TOAD: Whoa!
♪♪
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
What happened?
She left this for you.
PRINCESS PEACH: Dear Mustache,
I've gone to the Gateway Galaxy to begin my search
for the Luma's mom.
I'm leaving the Kingdom in your hands.
Sincerely, Peach.
"Sincerely."
Ooh la la. That's a good sign.
Princess Peach is gone?
Oh, no!
(screaming, clamoring)
(sobbing)
Everyone, calm down.
The Super Mario Brothers
can take care of the Kingdom.
♪♪
(buzzing)
- (whimpers) - (growls)
(grunting)
(dings)
(buzzing)
("Power-Up" plays)
(laughs)
(muffled shout)
- (dings) - (buzzing)
- (screaming) - (Chain Chomp barking)
(barking)
(dings)
(buzzing)
(screaming)
- LUIGI: Ha! - ("Power-Up" plays)
(croaks)
(yells)
(Toad squeals)
Woo-hoo!
- ♪♪ - (grunting)
- (Goombas growl)
(grunts)
("Pipe Travel" plays)
(laughs)
(yelps, grunts)
(moans weakly)
- (buzzing) - (groans)
Now what?
(thunder crashing)
(sighs)
(grunts, shouts)
(growls)
(grunts)
(yells)
(grunts)
♪♪
- Hey, big guy. - (high-pitched scream)
Aah! Oh.
You scared me.
You wanted to see us?
Don't move. I'll be right up.
(humming happily)
♪ Sippin' the soup ♪ (slurps)
♪ Cleaning the paint ♪
(continues humming)
♪ And also trim the bonsai bush. ♪
Here we go.
(laughs) Hey, Luigi!
What's up, Mario?
(grunts)
Behold.
I made a masterpiece for Princess Peach.
What do you think?
And be honest.
Love the colors.
The criticism I'd give you is it's trash.
How dare you look at my masterpiece and say that!
You think painting is easy?
I'll burn the skin off your bones!
Wow. (Chuckles)
Sorry about that.
That's the old Bowser talking.
(chuckles) Still working through my demons, I suppose.
(laughs) All good.
All better now.
Anyway, it's not just a present.
It's a peace offering.
I'd like her to release me.
Not for good behavior, for awesome behavior!
She'd never release you.
And don't even ask about making you big again.
Even though I'm totally rehabilitated?
Mario, he's really changed.
We're doing a weekly book club together.
I bring the soup.
She doesn't trust you, and neither do I.
Oh, you better start trusting me
or I will eat your soul and...
(laughs nervously)
I'm sorry, that... It's just...
Oh, wow. (Chuckles)
All right. You know what, guys, I'm gonna hit the sack.
I need my eight hours
or else I really turn into a monster. (Laughs)
(screams) Ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
- (shouting in pain) - (clattering)
Stubbed it! Stubbed it! Stubbed the dang toe!
(screaming)
(shouts)
(chuckles) Nighty night.
(deep rumbling)
- (whimpering) - Uh...
(panicked murmuring)
(groans)
MARIO: Huh?
(crackling)
- (deep rumbling) - (murmuring)
(gasps)
(clattering)
♪♪
(exclaiming)
(cries out)
(screaming)
We got to get everyone out of here.
- Go, go, go! - (panicked shouting)
(screaming)
(shouting)
(gasps)
(panicked shouting)
- (rumbling) - (high-pitched scream)
(screaming, shouting)
♪♪
That's everyone. Let's go.
(Luigi yells)
- (grunts) - (Yoshi warbling)
(grunting)
(groaning)
Whoa.
♪♪
Mamma mia.
YOSHI: Whoa.
(gasps)
(propeller whirring)
(gasping)
(Luigi whimpers)
In the name of the Koopas,
I demand that you release my father.
Over my dead body.
Fine with me.
(chuckles menacingly)
Why don't we start over and introduce ourselves?
Okay, uh, hi. I'm Luigi.
I'm Bowser Jr.,
and I'm gonna be taking my father now.
(Mario and Luigi scream)
- (Mario and Luigi exclaim) - (Bowser Jr. growls)
(grunting)
(Yoshi exclaims)
(cries out)
(grunting)
Whoa.
(yells)
(groaning)
(growls)
♪♪
(groans) Ooh, ooh, ooh.
(Mario screams)
(roaring viciously)
(whimpers)
(cries out)
(screams)
(Luigi whimpering)
(Yoshi squeaking)
(Yoshi yelps)
(gasps)
(panting)
(muffled explosion)
(gasps)
(heavy footsteps)
(Yoshi screams)
You've been doing so great,
but thought you might need a hand.
- (warbles) - (screams)
YOSHI: Ah...
(gulps)
(giggles)
(grunts)
(screams)
- (growling fiercely) - (whimpers)
(beeping)
(both yelling)
(Kamek's muffled grunts)
(explosion)
- (grunts) - (yelps)
(power winding down)
♪♪
(whimpering)
(screaming)
Dad!
(Mario, Luigi and Yoshi screaming)
Hold on!
(deep rumbling)
(screaming)
(grunting)
(all shouting)
(whimpering)
(rumbling continues)
(sighing heavily)
(rumbling)
- (Yoshi screaming) - (gasping)
(all screaming)
(debris falling)
(groans)
(Luigi coughing)
Everyone okay?
(Yoshi warbles)
Where are we?
Ha!
(laughing)
Sweet freedom!
You got to be kidding me.
Bye, suckers.
Hey, get back here.
No. You can't catch the wind.
(Bowser panting heavily)
(laughs, grunts)
I just kind of did.
It was a metaphor!
- (crunching) - (screams)
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Hey.
(Mario yells)
Ow! Ow!
- (crunching) - (screams) Stop it!
Never!
(yelps)
(muffled shouting)
(screaming)
(sighs) You should probably spit him out.
Ooh.
(laughs) That was intense.
Guys, this is embarrassing.
I'm still a tiny work in progress.
Sorry, pal.
You expect me to shake the hand of the turtle
whose son just attacked me?
My son?
(sighs)
I haven't seen him in years.
Mario, I was a terrible father.
He must hate me.
Hate you?
Your son tried to chop my head off just to free you.
He wants to see you.
He could just use some guidance.
Really?
You think I might have a shot at reconnecting with my boy?
Aw. See, Mario?
He's gotten really in touch with his feelings.
I'm drowning in 'em.
All right, let's just keep moving.
We got to find a way off this planet and get to Peach.
♪♪
(chimes)
Look! There it is!
(Princess Peach exclaims)
♪♪
(squawking)
- (gasps) - TOAD: Whoa.
PIANTA MOTHER: Come on. We're gonna be late.
Whoa. The Gateway Galaxy.
ANNOUNCER (over P.A.): Welcome to Gateway Galaxy.
Your gateway to the galaxies.
(chirping)
(gasps)
Toad, where are you going?
This must be who we're looking for.
(gasps)
(whooshing)
YOUNG PEACH: No! No!
(screams)
(breathing heavily)
Princess?
Are you okay?
(whimpers sadly)
Ukiki is lost.
Have you seen Ukiki's friends?
Oh.
We've got a lost little monkey.
I got ya. I got ya.
- (grunts) - (cackling)
That monkey just used his cuteness for crime!
Toad, wait.
All of our Power-Ups and coins are in there.
And my unfinished novel!
- Pardon me. - Excuse me. Sorry.
Got him.
(groans)
(grunts)
(chitters)
We got you now.
(chitters)
(laughs)
(chimes)
Monkey jumped through the wall!
(chiming)
(quiet chatter)
(chatter stops)
(heavy footsteps)
(can pops open)
(Sledge Bro growls)
Stay close.
(quiet murmuring)
(Shy Guy grunts)
(cackling)
(snarls)
(Goomba snorts)
♪♪
Hey, you!
(Ukiki chitters, blows raspberries)
TOAD: Hey!
Give me my backpack!
(Bowser Jr. growls in frustration)
Dad, I know you're down there somewhere.
(Kamek sobbing)
Sire, it is hopeless.
The important thing now in our time of grief
is to stay strong for each other.
Will you get ahold of yourself?
We got to keep looking for Papa.
(Kamek whimpers)
♪♪
(Bowser whispering)
So, um, Bowser wants to talk to you about something.
(inhales deeply)
You know, Mario,
all boys believe their fathers are larger than life.
I don't want to disappoint my boy by being so small.
I'm not making you big.
You're used to living a pint-sized life,
but I was born to be big!
Undo the power of the Blue Mushroom,
and I shall fight by your side for all of eternity.
That's a good deal.
Eternity's a long time.
We will be unstoppable.
MARIO: Hmm.
- No. - Come on, hit me, Mario.
Hit me!
Yeah, Mario, hit him. We-we can trust him.
- Hit me! - Mario, just go ahead and hit him.
- Come on. - Ha!
Hit me now, you tiny, pathetic failure of a plumber!
(yells angrily)
(grunts)
(Bowser yells)
(deep, rumbling roar)
(whimpering)
(smooching)
- (pops) - (groans in disgust)
You will not regret this.
(Luigi laughs)
- Aw. - (groans)
What are you guys waiting for?
There's a castle up there.
Come on. Follow me.
♪♪
(yells)
BOB-OMB: Hey! (Sizzling)
(explosion)
(Toad grunts)
- (grunts) - Sorry.
Whoa!
(cries out)
♪♪
TOAD: Whoa.
- (machines beeping) - (crowd chatter)
♪♪
(gasps)
(whispers): Princess.
♪♪
(chittering)
Ukiki, look at what you brought me.
(deep laughter)
(belches)
Princesses are very valuable.
Ukiki thinks your novel stinks!
Ow!
(Wart, Ukiki and goons laughing)
(laughter echoing)
What is it
with you princesses and getting captured?
You know something about that missing princess?
Mmm.
Not a thing.
You listen to me, you slimeball.
You're gonna tell me exactly where Rosalina is.
Or what?
(loud snapping)
(cackling)
(grunts)
(Mouser sneering)
(clattering, whirring)
(clicking, jingling)
(Mouser cackles)
(Princess Peach grunting)
(sizzling)
(explosions)
(Mouser groans)
(Mouser screams)
Oh, Princess.
You're going to regret that.
(alarm blaring)
(rapid clicking)
- Oh! - (panicked shouting)
(grunting)
(Princess Peach yells)
♪♪
(yells)
(Toad grunts)
- ("Power-Up" plays) - (laughs)
♪♪
(Toad exclaims)
PRINCESS PEACH: Hyah!
♪♪
Hyah!
Oh!
(slurping)
(grunting)
(gasps)
(Princess Peach yells)
♪♪
- (moans) - (chiming)
Ooh, yes!
- (shouts) - (clattering)
(roaring viciously)
(grunting)
Where is she?
Do I look like a snitch?
("Power-Up" plays)
Oh! Yes, I do.
This is your last chance.
Okay, okay. Listen to me.
- Bowser's kid took her. - Where?
The Space Junk Galaxy.
(grunts)
(groans)
PRINCESS PEACH: Toad.
- Give me that. - (Ukiki squeaks)
Get me Bowser Jr. now!
Move those little legs, shortcake.
Hi.
We need some help getting off your planet.
You will have to speak to the queen.
But the scary-looking guy stays here.
BOWSER: Hmm.
I got this.
♪♪
Hello, Your Highness.
We are trying to get to the Gateway Galax...
You're the aliens who destroyed my flower fields.
Imprison them!
Take them to the honey mines!
Not on my watch.
Someone must pay for their crimes.
Release them!
I shall serve their sentence in their stead.
I can do the work of a hundred men
and at least 10,000 bees.
Take me and send them to the Gateway Galaxy.
(gasps)
(clinks)
Hmm.
We have a deal.
Get them to the Gateway Galaxy.
(whimpers)
Are you sure about this?
You're not as horrible as I thought.
Thank you.
Put that away.
(grunts)
You take care of him, okay?
I always do.
This miserable bug will give you passage.
Go!
Make your old enemy proud.
♪♪
(strained grunt)
When I'm free, me and my girl are gonna go dancing
till the sun rises.
You got a honey back home?
(sighs)
She bailed at the altar.
Left me twisted in the wind.
I'm still healing,
remembering who I was before her.
(voice breaks): That is one sensitive soul.
(gasps)
Huh?
Stay strong!
You'll find the right one someday!
(yells)
Ooh. (Grunts)
(gasps)
Hi, Dad.
Junior?
(laughs): Oh, my boy!
You got so big.
This is all yours?
Hey, aren't you supposed to be at boarding school?
Boarding school?
More like boring school.
I got expelled.
(laughs)
You really grew up when I wasn't paying attention.
Dad, we're about to become
the two most powerful dudes in the universe.
Remember when I was a baby turtle?
You were working so hard trying to conquer the world.
But once in a while, you'd have a night off,
and you'd tuck me in and tell me our favorite bedtime story.
Those were the best nights of my life.
Tell me the story.
Again?
(Bowser laughs)
BOWSER: Back in the days of yore,
there was a powerful villain with awesome hair.
He loved conquering everything.
(growling)
(grunts)
You see, this villain had a son.
The two roamed the universe
desperate for a place to call home,
but everywhere they went was just incredibly lame.
Gross!
So they decided to make their own planet.
Behold Planet Bowser,
a sinister sanctuary
where they could spend the rest of their days.
They built an evil roller coaster,
a gorge full of lava.
And they carved a giant mountain into the shape of their heads.
And at the top of the planet
they built the biggest cannon ever.
It could destroy the universe!
They called it...
The Boomsday Weapon!
To power it, they needed...
The most powerful princess in the universe!
And when they had drained all her power
and the weapon was ready, they went planet by planet,
destroying all those who disrespected them.
Boom!
- Boom! - Boom!
Until they danced on the ashes of the universe
and reigned supreme!
The end.
Dad, will you tell me again tomorrow night?
Of course.
Good night, my boy.
Mwah.
Shh.
Dad, I built us that planet.
You did?
We're going there right now.
You and me.
Two Bowsers, no limits.
(cackles)
(singsongy): My lords.
(normal): We have a problem.
(clicking)
- (metallic clapping) - (Princess Peach grunts)
(straining)
(metallic clattering)
(robotic voice): Welcome to the information booth.
My name is R.O.B.
Would you like some information?
We need to find a pilot, and quick.
Certainly. Pilots can be found on the flight deck,
which is located right over...
(continues): Over...
Oh, R.O.B., you're killing me!
I'm sorry.
I do not wish to kill you.
Ugh! Toad!
- I am R.O.B. - I know!
Great. Thanks for visiting information.
Where is the flight deck?
Right over...
(both groan)
Over... here.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
♪♪
("Pipe Travel" plays)
Whee!
("Pipe Travel" plays)
(engine roars)
(whooshing)
(engine roars)
(excited, high-pitched chattering)
Hi there.
Can you take us to the Space Junk Galaxy?
Uh, nope.
(scoffs)
Excuse me.
How much to take us to the Space Junk Galaxy?
Too dangerous for this little fly boy.
- (sighs) - VOICE: So, tell me this.
Why is a princess
trying to go to the most dangerous place in the galaxy?
Who are you?
Don't ask me personal questions.
Oh, I'm-I'm so sorry. I didn't...
I'm Fox McCloud!
♪♪
Leader of the legendary Star Fox team!
I only care about three things:
keeping the Lylat System safe,
fighting with my buds,
and doing extremely dangerous barrel rolls!
Let's go!
Then one day, my warp drive exploded,
blew a giant hole in the fabric of space and time,
and I got sucked into a different universe.
That's what I get for making a frog my engineer.
(croaks)
Now I roam your galaxy,
trying to find a way home,
doing good when the price is right.
Oh, I also have cool space boots.
(softly): Whoa.
Now, that's the backstory of the guy
who's going to take us to the Space Junk Galaxy.
How desperate for money do you think I am?
(dinging)
All right, you got a deal.
I'll fuel up the Arwing.
We'll take off in five.
That was the coolest dude I've ever seen.
♪♪
Mario, I have a great idea.
When you see Peach,
you should catch up and go, "Blah, blah, blah.
Oh, hi. How are you?"
And then, boom!
You should ask her out on a date.
I don't know, Lu.
You think a princess would ever date a plumber?
(Yoshi whimpers)
Mario.
She would be the luckiest princess in the world
- to be your girlfriend. - YOSHI: Uh-huh.
She is going to say yes,
and then you're gonna ask her if she has a friend for me.
(chuckles)
Now we just need to find her.
She is right over...
- (continues): Over... - (groaning)
- ("Pipe Travel" plays) - MARIO: Peach!
Peach!
Mario?
(laughs excitedly)
Oh. Yoshi's here.
Yay.
Mario! (Chuckles)
A handshake?
Thought it could be cool.
I mean, just thought it could be cool.
That-that would be good and cool.
Mario, I found out where Rosalina is.
And this guy's gonna take us there.
♪♪
Nice ride.
Nice 'stache.
Let's go.
(beeping, whirring)
(grunts)
Yahoo!
(engine rumbling)
♪♪
(whooshing)
You got to love a space rogue!
He doesn't look like a rogue to me.
He looks like Ms. Castellano's dog.
(chuckles)
Can Ms. Castellano's dog do this?
TOAD (laughs): Oh!
PRINCESS PEACH: Woo-hoo-hoo! (Laughs)
Woo-hoo!
I like this guy.
(rumbling explosion)
(Princess Peach and Luigi gasp)
(beeping)
Might want to hang on to something.
Oh!
- (explosion) - Woo-hoo!
(gasps)
(growls fiercely)
(explosions)
(beeps)
(explosion)
(growls) They're gonna pay for that!
Wait, Junior.
I kind of got to know them.
They're super lame,
but I'd still feel bad about killing them.
What are you talking about? Not kill them?
Well, that's weird.
Okay. Doing this one for you, Dad.
When I'm done with them, they'll be crying
for their mommies.
Uh, what's that gonna do?
(chuckles)
Bowser.
He played us.
(beeping)
(both gasp)
(giggling)
(chuckles): Oh, babies.
(distorted): Wha...
- (normal): Ow! - (giggling)
No!
Boom! (Chuckles)
(Toad screaming, wailing)
Don't worry, Dad.
This time tomorrow,
you'll have forgotten all about those dorks in overalls.
The whole universe will be ours!
- (screaming) - (laughing)
- (rapid beeping) - (Fox yelling)
- PRINCESS PEACH: Whoa! - FOX: Hold on!
(Princess Peach panting)
(Mario and Luigi cooing, giggling)
(Toad grunts)
(electrical crackling)
- How about now? - (Mario and Luigi giggling)
(engine whirs, stops)
Nope.
Toad, the babies!
Wha... On it.
- (exclaims) - (gasps)
(cooing)
- Come here. - (giggling)
(coos, giggles)
(Yoshi exclaims)
Whoo!
Huh?
(low snoring)
(gasps)
(low snoring)
(shrieks)
(gasping rapidly)
(whispers): Yoshi!
Come back!
Yoshi. Yoshi.
Yoshi!
(gasps)
- (Mario giggling) - (snoring continues)
(giggles)
(gasps)
- (snoring) - (giggling)
(whispers): Come here!
LUIGI: Whee.
- Luigi! - (giggles)
What are you doing?
Stop it!
(drumming)
(snoring continues)
(dinosaur yawning)
- (giggles) - Mario!
(panting rapidly)
(straining)
- (grunts) - (muffled giggling)
(Toad gasps)
(giggles)
- (dinosaur snorting) - (Toad whimpers)
- (squeals) - Shh!
(sneezes)
(laughs)
(grunts)
(giggles)
(sighs heavily)
(exhales)
Yoshi!
(echoing): Yoshi! Yoshi!
(snarls)
(high-pitched roar)
(roaring ferociously)
- (Toad screams) - (Yoshi warbling)
(Toad yelps)
(snarling)
(Yoshi yelps)
- (Luigi giggles) - Here.
- (weapon whirring) - Hey... Wait, wait.
Oh, no. Let-let go! Let go! Let go! Let go!
Give it! Give it! Give it to me!
Give me... Give me the gun!
- (coos) - (giggling)
(roaring)
(Yoshi warbling)
(yelps)
(Mario squeals)
(rumbling)
- (roaring) - (whimpers)
(Yoshi screams)
(gasping, coughing)
(roaring ferociously)
(panicked warbling)
♪♪
(chirring softly)
(babies giggling)
(Mario grunts, giggles)
(Yoshi grunts)
(crying)
(crying continues)
Oh. Uh...
(clears throat, sniffs)
I kind of liked being a baby.
All the scary thoughts running through my head
just disappeared, you know?
(gasps)
We're gonna fix you up like new, okay?
(whimpering): It's gonna be fine. It's just a dent.
(tearfully): Just a dent.
(crying)
(Princess Peach grunting in frustration)
(grunting continues)
(panting)
Hey. We are gonna find a way off this planet.
Mario, we're galaxies away from Rosalina,
we can't fix the ship,
and somehow we keep adding dinosaurs!
(dinosaur grunts inquisitively)
I know you're frustrated.
Princesses don't get frustrated!
All right. Well, then can I be not frustrated with you?
(chuckles)
- (grunting) - (grunting, laughing)
(clicks)
Uh, breaker, breaker.
This is Big Green with Little Red and the Legal Beagle.
Uh, we are looking for an evac...
(over speaker): ASAP.
Had a major fender bender in dino-town.
- Uh, we're hauling some royal cargo... - (chatters)
A thunder lizard and... (continues indistinctly)
- Come on! - You can do it!
(excited chattering)
- Ow! - (screams)
(yells)
(grunts)
Woo-hoo!
(excited chattering)
(singsongy): Look what happens when you don't have a bedtime.
- (Luma squealing) - (over radio): Mayday, Mayday.
This is the big Luigi dog saying over and out.
Luigi?
♪♪
Their mustaches were ridiculous,
but they weren't bad guys.
They were your friends, huh?
Nothing's more dangerous than a friend.
When your armor's down, they'll stab you in the back.
Where did you hear that?
It's what you told me when you dropped me off
for my first day of school.
I am a good dad.
Those friends of yours tried to ruin you,
turn you into something you're not.
You know who won't hurt you?
Your family.
Family is forever.
Close your eyes.
Dad.
Wait for it.
Now, open.
(gasps)
♪♪
Guys, there's something extremely weird
flying towards us.
- Wow. - Wow.
♪♪
- (excited chattering) - Mario!
Let's-a go!
(engines whooshing)
(laughter)
We'll be at the Space Junk Galaxy before nap time.
(Lumas trilling, laughing)
(hinges creak)
♪♪
ROSALINA: Once upon a time,
there was a brave and noble princess named Peach.
(gasps)
Her story begins many years ago...
when she lived on a small planet
with her sister, Rosalina.
The two sisters were made of stardust.
♪♪
(Rosalina and Peach giggling)
Their love burned as brightly as the stars themselves.
(giggling)
Together, they could summon the power of the cosmos.
♪♪
But evil forces wanted the power for themselves.
Rosalina had to send Peach away to safety.
YOUNG PEACH: No! No!
(screaming)
ROSALINA: The Toads raised and protected her
until she grew strong enough to protect them.
♪♪
Dad, welcome to Planet Bowser!
(happy chattering)
(cheering)
You really built all this?
But that's not all.
We have our very own Boomsday Weapon!
And the princess I kidnapped to power it.
(Rosalina grunts, groans)
The universe will never forgive you.
This is who you are.
This is where you belong.
Tonight we destroy the Mushroom Kingdom.
Tomorrow the universe!
CROWD (chanting): Bowser! Bowser! Bowser! Bowser!
Bowser! Bowser! Bowser!
Yeah! Long live the king!
They're waiting for you.
(crowd quiets)
Sometimes, on this Rainbow Road of life,
we lose our way.
But if you're lucky, a tiny version of yourself
helps you remember your true calling.
My Koopas...
your king has returned!
(cheering loudly)
(whimpers)
(energy crackling)
(gasps)
(whooshing)
(energy crackling)
(crackling)
(whimpers)
(chuckles)
(whimpers)
(cries out)
♪♪
(crackling)
FOX: We'll get you on the planet.
Buckle up.
It's about to get crazy.
Star Fox team is ready.
- Sick. - (giggling)
(Lumas chattering excitedly)
(Lumas trilling)
(Lumas squeal excitedly)
♪♪
(engine revving)
Let's do this.
- (engine revving) - (others gasp)
Incoming!
(Koopas grunt, cry out)
Do a barrel roll!
(Koopas yelling)
- (Lumas exclaim) - Yay!
(explosions)
(whimpering)
You're up, Mustache!
Good luck.
MARIO: Wahoo!
(Yoshi exclaims)
(Luigi grunts)
(Mario and Princess Peach grunting)
Wahoo!
(grunts)
(cannons firing)
(propeller whirring)
(whispers): I don't know what that means.
It means you go this way, we go that way.
Oh. Got ya.
♪♪
(shouting)
♪♪
(grunting)
(barking)
(Luigi yelps)
(grunts)
YOSHI: Oh.
(Mario gasps)
Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
Get them!
(grunts weakly)
It won't be long now, Dad.
- (Kamek clears throat) - BOTH: What?!
My lords, our tormentors have returned!
(Bowser growls in frustration)
I'll take care of 'em.
I built a security system that's next-level.
They're gonna get torn to pieces.
(laughs gleefully)
I love being a dad.
Oh, the days are long, but the years are short.
- (alarm beeping) - (both yelp)
(Mario screams)
(grunts)
BOWSER JR. (Over speaker): Hello, Peach and Mario.
Prepare to meet your maker.
(whooshes)
(Princess Peach yelps)
(gasps)
(cackles)
♪♪
(gasps)
(yells)
(gasps)
(grunts)
(growls)
♪♪
(grunting)
(yells)
(growls)
PRINCESS PEACH: Whoa!
(fuses sizzling)
(gasps)
(cackles) I've got you now.
(grunts)
(cackles)
(fuses sizzling)
(multiple explosions)
- (Princess Peach grunts) - (Mario exclaims)
♪♪
MARIO: Woo-hoo!
("Course Clear" playing)
I won't let them ruin this.
(both grunt)
(whooshing)
(Mario grunts)
(blades scraping)
(metallic clang)
Bowser.
(low growl)
It didn't have to be this way.
I know there's still some good in there.
- (Bowser roars) - (Princess Peach gasps)
♪♪
Let us pass. Now.
Or what?
You'll humiliate me at my wedding?
Shrink me to a nubbin and put me in a jar?
Make me join a book club?!
We had our moment, Mario,
but Bowser is back, and now you'll feel my fury!
(flames whooshing)
♪♪
(growls, roars)
No. No. No...!
(screaming fades)
(chimes)
Dad!
♪♪
(sobs): Dad.
(lava bubbling)
♪♪
I am the lord of bones!
I am the skull king!
And I'm his son!
(both roaring viciously)
Mario!
Go.
Save her.
(both growling)
(energy crackling)
(panting)
(grunts)
(pants, grunts)
(yells)
Oh!
Whoa! Oh!
(grunts, cries out)
(grunts)
(grunts, yelps)
Whoa!
♪♪
(Bowser Jr. yells)
(Bowser grunts)
(pained grunt)
(groans)
(Bowser Jr. cackles)
(roars)
(grunts)
Ow!
Yoshi.
("Power-Up" plays)
Very weird.
(strained grunting)
(Bowser Jr. growls)
(yelling, grunting)
BOWSER: Ow!
(Luigi yells)
- (Bowser cries out) - LUIGI: Whoa!
(growls fiercely)
(grunting rapidly)
(screams)
(distorted): Whoa!
- (grunts) - ("Power-Down" plays)
(roars)
(growls fiercely)
- (grunts) - ("Power-Down" plays)
(groans)
(gasps)
(Bowser and Bowser Jr. cackle)
- (snarls) - (bones crack)
(air hissing)
(fluttering)
(Yoshi warbling)
(Yoshi yelling)
(yelling continues)
(Bowser Jr. grunts)
♪♪
Finish this, Lu.
(roaring fiercely)
(grunting)
Ha!
- Lu! - What?
You know I never learned how to draw!
- (growls) - (chirping footsteps)
(roars)
(grunts)
(roars)
(Bowser grunts)
(explosion)
Yes!
No!
(grunts)
(screams)
(Luigi cries out)
(roars)
(thundering footfalls)
(hissing roar)
(roars ferociously)
(Luigi yelps)
In the name of the Koopas...
- (Bowser Jr. yelps) - (exclaiming)
(screaming)
Junior!
(whimpering): Daddy! Please help me!
(screaming)
Junior!
♪♪
("Power-Up" plays)
(chomping)
♪♪
(laughing)
- (splashes) - (cries out)
- Dad! - (laughs)
Oh, my boy.
(power ramping up)
(grunting)
(strained grunting)
(grunts)
(cries out)
(bangs)
(gasps)
Rosalina.
(groans weakly)
(grunts)
I need you to try.
♪♪
(gasps)
♪♪
(whooshing)
(Yoshi laughs)
♪♪
I knew you would come for me.
Hey! Found your femur, Dad.
Doing great, my boy.
Let's find my foot.
PRINCESS PEACH (laughing): Mario! Mario.
Come meet my sister.
I am so happy you found each other.
I love a family reunion.
BOTH: Heyo!
(laughing)
(ship engine rumbling)
(wind whooshes)
Mama?
- Oh, Mama. - (happy chattering)
ROSALINA (laughing): Oh. My babies.
We missed you so much.
I missed you, too.
Mama, can we visit the Mushroom Kingdom?
I want to see the castle.
(giggles) Okay, okay.
(Lumas screaming excitedly)
Where's your castle?
Uh, well, the castle.
Yeah, the castle, um...
It died.
What are you talking about?
You know what, guys?
We're gonna rebuild the best castle ever.
Who wants to help?
(popping)
- Oh, yeah. - Woo-hoo!
♪♪
(boings)
("Power-Down" plays)
(chimes)
("Power-Up" plays)
(kisses)
Wahoo!
♪♪
So, where are you off to next?
That nice space princess fixed up my warp drive,
and I'm heading home.
Good luck with them.
That is one complicated family.
(engine rumbling)
(whooshes)
(distant boom)
(Bowser Jr. grunts)
Don't worry, son.
No jail can hold us.
We'll be out of here soon.
(metallic clanking)
(clanking continues)
Hello, maggots.
Trying to escape?
(both gasp)
You're gonna play by my rules now.
- (whimpers) - Stay close, son.
She won't break us.
First goes the body, then goes the bones.
(giggles) Then all that's left is dust.
You be quiet right now.
You can't silence the truth.
It only makes it louder.
Like the approaching drumbeat of death!
(laughing)
Boom, boom,
- boom, boom. - BOTH: No!
♪♪
(Ukiki whimpers, crying)
Oh. There, there, you poor little monkey.
- (Ukiki cackles) - Ow.
(grunts)
(cackling)
(grunts)
(squeaks, moans)
Well, thank you very much...
Your Highness.
♪♪
(bell dings)
(music ends)