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The Overworld,
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the biggest sandbox in the universe,
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is full of epic tales.
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Millions and billions of them.
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Well, guess what?
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This one is all mine.
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My name is Steve.
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And as a child, I yearned for the mines.
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But it didn't really work out.
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Go on! Get out of here!
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- Mommy!
- So, I did a terrible thing.
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Go on! Shoo!
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- I grew up.
- Run!
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Yep, that's me.
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Same shirt, same pants.
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The only thing missing, was my soul.
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What was I doing with my life?
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I wasn't meant to sell doorknobs.
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And then one day,
I remembered something!
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That's right!
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The mines!
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So I geared up to dig deeper
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and find out what I'd been missing.
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And this time, I was unstoppable.
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Head fake! Oh, yeah.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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- My moment had finally come.
- Yeah.
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I could just taste the adventure!
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So, I mined my brains out.
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Until I found two mysterious artifacts.
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This thingy...
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- And that cool thingy.
- Ohhh...
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And when I put
those two thingies together...
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...you guessed it.
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It opened a portal to another world.
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The Overworld!
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This place blew my mind.
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I'd never seen anything like it.
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Whoa!
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Turns out it was the place
I'd been looking for my whole life.
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A world where anything you can imagine,
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you can create!
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This is my first house.
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Bam!
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- My second house.
- Pshh!
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And my third house,
made entirely of sheep's wool.
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Pink house!
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Life was good.
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Except at night,
which happens about every 20 minutes.
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It was times like these
I wished I had a friend.
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And then I heard it.
The howl of companionship.
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Actually, it was a wolf
that wanted to eat me.
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So I tamed him with a crusty femur bone.
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- Maybe a bone, huh?
- Yeah.
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Hoo-hoo!
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Attaboy...
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...Dennis.
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He like a scratchy-scratch on the nariz.
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Dennis, yeah.
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Dennis and I were inseparable.
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.We did everything together.
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.We built endless masterpieces.
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The more I built, the better I got.
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Dennis, check it out!
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♪ Welcome to Steve's ♪
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Ohh! Yeah!
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♪ I feel alive ♪
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Lucky for me, pandas love to party.
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And cows.
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♪ I feel alive ♪
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Life was perfect.
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And the years simply flew by.
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Until one day, I came across
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some strange ruins.
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And a conveniently placed chest.
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Ha-hah!
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Flint and steel.
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Whoa!
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Dennis!
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No, Dennis.
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Turns out
we'd just opened a portal
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to a totally new dimension.
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The Nether.
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There was no joy or creativity at all.
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Just a mindless lust for gold.
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Dennis!
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These piglin brutes
had mined this realm into oblivion,
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led by Malgosha,
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the evil piglin sorceress
who ruled the place.
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Who are you, and why are you so round?
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Leave the dog! Take me instead.
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No, thanks. I'll take both of you.
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And that Orb.
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Let's get one thing straight.
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Where I come from, we call this a cube.
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Seize them!
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Malgosha had finally got
what she'd always wanted,
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the Orb of Dominance.
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The most powerful cube-shaped orb
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in the entire universe.
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Listen up, you pigs!
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With this Orb,
I will pillage the Overworld,
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and all its gold will be ours!
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I couldn't let this happen.
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The Overworld had saved me,
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and now I had to try to save it.
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We have to stop her, Dennis.
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So we escaped!
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And stole back the Orb!
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The Roundling got away!
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Find him and bring me that Orb!
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Hurry, Dennis. Take this to Earth.
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Follow my scent to 149 Holly Oak Drive.
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You got that, boy?
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Good boy.
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You're the last hope for this world.
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Now, run! Go, boy!
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Run, fluff nugget!
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You got this, Dennis, I love you!
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Run!
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Get off of me!
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Dennis was a hero that day.
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He ran like the wind.
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I didn't know if I'd ever see him again,
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but we had a world to save.
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So he ran all the way
back to my house on Earth
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and hid the most powerful object
in existence
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under my waterbed.
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As long as the Orb stays hidden,
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the Overworld will be safe.
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Wait a second. Putting it
under my waterbed's a horrible plan.
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Yeah.
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In the late 1980s,
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Garrett Garrison took
the gaming world by storm...
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...becoming the undisputed
champion of the hit arcade game,
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Hunk City Rampage.
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Yeah!
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His mastery
of this two player co-op
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shocked the world.
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His effective use
of the garbage toss move
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earned him the nickname,
"The Garbage Man."
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Pretty soon, he became
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the envy of the gaming world
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after landing a lucrative deal
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with Sizzler.
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Yeah!
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Whoo!
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Yeah, baby!
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Garbage Man!
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Yeah, baby!
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One thing's for sure...
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Yeah!
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...this kid had it all.
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- Yeah!
- Time to take out the trash.
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Yeah!
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Mmm... Boo-rah!
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Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison?
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No autographs.
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Have a nice day.
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Whoo! Yeah! Super cool!
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Garrett "The Garbage Man."
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To what do we owe this pleasure?
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Pleasure?
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Think I come to storage auctions for fun?
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I'm a businessman, Daryl.
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An investor.
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Well, I'm about to shovel
some coal into your choo-choo train.
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You're gonna love this next unit.
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It's got a waterbed.
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It's got some pickaxes.
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It's got a huge can of mixed nuts.
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It's got an array
of unisex turquoise blouses.
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That sounds terrible.
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I think it's also got a 1978 Atari Cosmos.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1978 Atari Cosmos?
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That's what it says here.
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Those things are worth a frickin' fortune.
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Heck yeah they are.
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Bro, if you make this happen for me,
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I will strongly consider
hanging out with you.
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- You serious, bro?
- Yep.
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Two big buffaloes like us
out there, in the wild,
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wearing unisex turquoise blouses.
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Oh, boy, that's gonna cause a commotion.
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The ladies aren't gonna know what--
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Listen, if you could keep
the hammer price under a hundy,
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I'll make all your weird
fanboy dreams come true.
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Okay?
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Two loose cannons,
wearing turquoise blouses.
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Yeah. Let's do it.
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And we got 500 dollars,
500 dollars over here.
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We got 500 dollars.
We got six, do we have six?
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Do we have 600 dollars?
We got 600 dollars over here.
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I'll go over here, 700 dollars,
we got 700 dollars.
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We got 700 dollars here.
We got 800 dollars over here.
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We got 850. Do we hear 850?
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Do we-- 850 over here.
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Do we hear any more?
Do we hear 900? 900?
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Nine hundred, going once,
900 going twice.
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And 900 going three times.
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And sold to hometown hero,
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Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison,
for 900 dollars.
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I wouldn't cash that
for about six months.
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What?
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Come to papa! Cosmos!
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Whoo!
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Daryl? Where is it?
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I'm sorry. I didn't check the box.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa...
- Where's the Atari?
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- Whoa!
- There's no Atari in here!
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That does not mean
you can trash this unit!
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I'm up against it, man, I'm--
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Oh, no. My store.
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My wrists aren't
what they used to be. I just...
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I need a win, man. I need...
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I need a win.
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When are you gonna stop
looking for treasure
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inside a storage unit...
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and recognize that the real treasure...
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...is inside your heart?
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Let's roll, everyone.
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This man has no respect
for the storage community.
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Daryl.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, no!
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Oh, man!
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What the frick?
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Look, Chuglass
was not my first choice either,
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but it was Mom's dying wish
for us to live here.
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Or at least that's how I interpreted it.
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Yeah, I read something online.
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This place sucks.
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Anyways, rent is super low,
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and I've got a full-time gig here,
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so it's not really an offer
we can turn down right now.
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Yeah, I get it.
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Look, I think you're really
gonna like it here.
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What's going on with that dude?
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Oh my gosh, Henry,
we're in Chuglass.
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Say hi to Chuggy the Chip.
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All right.
This is the new neighborhood.
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When was this house built?
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It's so nice to meet you.
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Yeah, nice to meet you.
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Uh, your new bosses sent you this.
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Oh...
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Yeah, people love working
at the potato chip factory.
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Yeah, well, I'm, uh,
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I'm running their socials
for a little bit.
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I said I'd get
their follower count past 75.
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Nice! You must be Henry.
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Nice to meet you. I'm Dawn.
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Hi. Why is there an alpaca
hanging out of your car?
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Well, real estate's not my only hustle.
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I also do some mobile zoo stuff
on the side.
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Anyhoo, I gotta run.
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Call me if you need anything.
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Also... I'm really sorry about your mom.
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It's really brave what you're doing.
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I hope you know that.
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Thank you.
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Chill out, man. I'm coming.
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Golly!
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Henry, breakfast is ready.
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I'm coming.
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Check it out.
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I made you Mom's signature
Tater Tot breakfast pizza.
268
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So you can hand out slices
on your first day.
269
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,678
I thought you wanted me to seem normal.
270
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:10,679
I do.
271
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,305
I'm just trying to help you out.
272
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,599
I got you some body spray.
273
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,852
Signature scents are huge here.
274
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,603
Velvet Mischief?
275
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,397
You're gonna want to spray it
and then walk into it.
276
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,482
Don't be too direct. It's really powerful.
277
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,609
- Okay.
- Love you.
278
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:26,486
Love you, too.
279
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,281
Smells like banana bread and poo.
280
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:02,981
Your store's really cool.
281
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,482
Yeah, I know.
282
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,484
Looking for anything in particular?
283
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,445
Nah, just checking some stuff out.
284
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,947
Non-committal. Classic loser mentality.
285
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:11,865
I can help.
286
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,035
I'm starting a mentors hip program
287
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,621
for people who want to win
at the game of life.
288
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,831
- Fifty bucks an hour.
- Cool.
289
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,583
How do you actually win at life?
290
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,753
That's literally the answer
I charge money for.
291
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,924
Tots. What's with the breakfast pizza?
292
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:29,883
My sister made it.
293
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,344
I'm supposed to hand out slices
at school to make friends.
294
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:34,054
A little desperate for day one,
don't you think?
295
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:37,307
I also notice that
you're wearing Velvet Mischief.
296
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,351
It's a wonderful cologne.
297
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:40,894
And I strongly believe
that every young man
298
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,229
should have his own signature scent.
299
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,357
I didn't think I applied very much.
300
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,817
Listen, I'm gonna give you
a hot Garbage tip.
301
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:50,028
Friendship is like a puzzle.
302
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,947
Sometimes you think
you need lots of pieces to be cool.
303
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:54,407
And sometimes
it's just one piece to be cool.
304
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:55,909
And people will be like,
305
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,119
"That's not a puzzle, that's a picture."
306
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,081
And they have a right to speak, too.
307
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:02,874
Any questions?
308
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:04,209
Yeah. Quite a few, actually.
309
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:07,504
Listen, kid.
The point is, there's no "I" in team.
310
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,422
But there are two in winning.
311
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,967
Okay, well, I gotta go to school.
312
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,760
Whatever, nerd. Just leave the pizza.
313
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,850
All right.
Let's put this name tag on.
314
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,812
Uh, why does it have an exclamation point?
315
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:27,482
Oh, Henry,
we're just so thrilled to have you.
316
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:30,110
You know,
you're the first student to enroll here,
317
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:33,321
ever since that article came out
about the school rankings.
318
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,408
Anyway,
I'm Vice Principal Marlene,
319
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,159
and I'm an open book.
320
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,120
You probably heard
that my husband, Clemente,
321
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:41,955
recently divorced me.
322
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,792
And to be honest,
I expected it to hurt more than it does.
323
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:50,088
You know, the fire went out
on our marriage 20 years ago,
324
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,632
but we stuck it out for the dogs.
325
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,928
Okay, let's get you to your first class.
326
00:18:58,930 --> 00:18:59,973
Good morning.
327
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,850
Just a little something about myself.
328
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,561
I teach gym, I teach art.
329
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:08,815
Financially,
I'm living in a nightmare, okay?
330
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,901
I wouldn't wish my life on my worst enemy.
331
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,696
Last year, I claimed
4,000 dollars on my tax return.
332
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:18,450
So in the summer, I do clams
and oysters down by the airport.
333
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:21,703
But most of my money is tied up
in a drone kiosk at the mall.
334
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:25,248
Okay, today we're gonna do a still life.
335
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,501
One orange, one banana.
336
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,003
Let's get after it, people.
337
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:46,394
What is this?
338
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:47,896
Don't you know what a still life is?
339
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,606
It means you just draw the thing.
340
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,191
Do the assignment next time.
341
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,652
That jet pack would never work.
342
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:56,863
It's kind of foolproof, actually.
It's just math.
343
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,366
My dad said math has been debunked.
344
00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:02,577
Check it out. New kid thinks
he's a rocket scientist.
345
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,038
I'd love to be a rocket scientist.
346
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,164
So prove it.
347
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:36,194
All right. Count us down, guys.
348
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:40,281
Five, four, three, two, one!
349
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,081
Okay, so I know
that we're all very excited
350
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,374
about the new rebrand,
351
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,167
but I don't think you should
352
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,670
call your party bags, "Salt Sacks."
353
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,351
Chuggy!
354
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,811
Oh, no!
355
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:17,902
I was never here, okay?
356
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,532
Well, the good news is nobody died.
357
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,243
I'm sorry, okay? It was an accident.
358
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,620
This could be grounds
for expulsion, Henry.
359
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:29,706
I need you to call your guardian.
360
00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:37,505
Game Over World.
361
00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:39,340
Hey, uh, Mr. Garbage Man, it's Henry.
362
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:41,050
The kid with the Tater Tot
breakfast pizza?
363
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,677
Oh, yeah.
364
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,804
.I have a weird favor to ask.
365
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:47,348
Uh, could you come to my school
and pretend to be my uncle?
366
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:49,184
No way. I don't do that stuff anymore.
367
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:50,810
I have 26 bucks.
368
00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:00,069
Hi, I'm Henry's uncle.
369
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,323
You?
370
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:04,741
The Trash Bag?
371
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,743
It's actually "Garbage Man."
372
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,953
Garbage Man, huh?
373
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:12,373
You can bag me up
and take me to the curb anytime.
374
00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:14,667
But you gotta bungee the lid
375
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,878
'cause I got a lot of raccoons in there.
376
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:20,924
Whoever divorced you is a complete idiot.
377
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,559
I just don't get it.
It should have worked.
378
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:33,436
The math is right.
379
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,647
But I probably
just cost my sister her job.
380
00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:37,482
Oh, wow.
381
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:39,901
You're super creative.
382
00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:42,570
Hey, since you're going to juvie,
383
00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:44,948
you mind if I get this flyer back?
384
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:47,283
Paper don't grow on trees, and...
385
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:49,077
not really allowed in Kinko's anymore.
386
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,495
Well, you can have my book, too.
387
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:52,956
'Cause I'm done with it.
388
00:22:57,627 --> 00:22:59,837
So what's this stupid junk?
389
00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:01,256
Who cares?
390
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:03,800
Probably some new age bullcrap.
391
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:06,261
I could let it go for like 950.
392
00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:07,887
I wonder what it does.
393
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,978
Hey. Instructions.
394
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:20,233
"Never, under any circumstances,
combine the Orb and Crystal."
395
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,786
Uh, wait...
396
00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,746
"Do not follow this Orb,
397
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:34,998
even if you're a struggling business owner
398
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,583
and need a ton of cash fast
399
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:39,210
because there's loads
of treasure down here."
400
00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:40,712
Hey, dude. Dude?
401
00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:42,255
It feels like it wants to go somewhere.
402
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:44,048
What?
403
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:50,096
I'm sorry. I tried everything.
I didn't know who else to call.
404
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:51,973
No, it's okay. What's going on?
405
00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,516
Henry's missing. I tried the school.
406
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,642
I tried his phone a million times.
407
00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:55,560
He's not answering.
408
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:56,894
He was supposed to be home hours ago.
409
00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:58,521
I thought he'd still be in detention
410
00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,523
for blowing up Chuggy The Chip.
411
00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:03,735
- That was him?
- Give me your phone.
412
00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:05,945
Oh, my gosh. Oh, I can't believe this.
413
00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:08,197
We're here for one day,
and he's already the town villain.
414
00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:09,407
Got him!
415
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:12,493
He's fine. He's just playing
in an abandoned mineshaft.
416
00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:14,245
What?
417
00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:16,414
Come on. I'll drive.
418
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:18,541
You can feed Mr. Scribbles
this busted carrot
419
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,293
if you wanna keep
that pretty face of yours.
420
00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:22,378
Hop in.
421
00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:23,963
Okay.
422
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:30,345
You go first.
I'll cover your six.
423
00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:31,596
Yeah, yeah. I got you.
424
00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:35,808
Danger. Whatever.
425
00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:46,861
Whoa.
426
00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:49,822
Whoa.
427
00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:00,958
- Henry!
- Oh, gosh!
428
00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:03,294
What are you doing down here?
429
00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:05,505
- Who's this guy?
- He's my new mentor.
430
00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:07,131
Who, me? Oh.
431
00:25:07,215 --> 00:25:08,383
I'm sorry. What?
432
00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:10,677
Hey, guys! Guys!
433
00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:12,428
It's pulling me, guys.
434
00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:14,222
Whoa!
435
00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:15,181
Oh, Henry!
436
00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:21,062
Henry, let go of that thing!
437
00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:47,505
Oh, man, my butt. My butt.
438
00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:15,533
Yep.
439
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:17,744
We're not in Idaho anymore.
440
00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:19,996
I think this is Wyoming.
441
00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:21,998
Wait, who are you again?
442
00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:24,417
Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison.
443
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,419
Gamer of the Year, 1989.
444
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,088
Whatever. I barely think about it.
445
00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:32,175
What the heck?
446
00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:34,927
Oooh.
447
00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:36,637
If that's what I think it is,
448
00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:38,389
it could be our first quest giver.
449
00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:41,184
I'll do the talking.
450
00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,436
All right, yeah!
451
00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:45,313
- Henry!
- Yeah, Henry!
452
00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:46,647
Come on back here.
453
00:26:46,731 --> 00:26:48,316
What are you doing?
454
00:26:49,567 --> 00:26:50,693
Hmm.
455
00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:53,696
Hmmm...
456
00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:56,073
Huh-huh.
457
00:26:57,617 --> 00:26:59,243
Uh-huh...
458
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:09,879
Listen up, you swine!
459
00:27:11,005 --> 00:27:13,633
If you can't find more gold,
460
00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:17,178
I'll just send you
to the Overworld to zombify.
461
00:27:20,348 --> 00:27:21,349
You!
462
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,392
What are you making?
463
00:27:24,727 --> 00:27:26,729
Come closer. It's all right.
464
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,856
Come on. I'm not gonna bite you.
465
00:27:30,233 --> 00:27:33,194
Oh! How pretty.
466
00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:36,280
But how will that help me find more gold?
467
00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:38,991
Oops.
468
00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:40,743
Huh?
469
00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:42,245
What?
470
00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:46,833
Well, looky what we have here.
471
00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:55,883
Our time has come.
472
00:28:06,811 --> 00:28:08,062
Roundling!
473
00:28:09,105 --> 00:28:10,064
Malgosha!
474
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:11,983
Was I unclear when I said
475
00:28:12,066 --> 00:28:15,403
no one was to waste time
on art or leisure?
476
00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:21,367
The Orb has returned.
477
00:28:22,994 --> 00:28:24,161
It can't be.
478
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:25,746
Dennis?
479
00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:30,710
You stole it from me,
and now you will retrieve it.
480
00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:34,005
It would be a privilege, my liege.
481
00:28:34,297 --> 00:28:36,507
We're going to unbind you now.
482
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,760
Don't do anything stupid.
483
00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:41,095
Of course not.
484
00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:42,805
You can trust this little dungeon pup.
485
00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,891
Let me just--
Sneak attack--
486
00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:47,476
Go ahead. Strike me down.
487
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:51,606
My piglins will make a meal
of your beautiful wolf.
488
00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:53,274
How do I know you're telling the truth?
489
00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:55,735
There's only one way to find out.
490
00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:58,738
The Orb for your little dog's life.
491
00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:05,411
Hah-rr...
492
00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:07,538
Huh.
493
00:29:07,622 --> 00:29:09,415
Hrr...
494
00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:12,710
Hm?
495
00:29:13,127 --> 00:29:14,462
Mm-hm.
496
00:29:25,306 --> 00:29:27,350
Hola, wise Quest Giver.
497
00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:29,852
We humbly seek gold.
498
00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:32,855
Give us a quest that will lead us
to your treasure load.
499
00:29:32,939 --> 00:29:35,024
Garbage Man, I work in the animal field,
500
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:36,901
and I am telling you, that thing
501
00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:38,694
doesn't understand a word you're saying.
502
00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:40,112
Shh...
503
00:29:40,196 --> 00:29:41,697
We're talking.
504
00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:43,491
Sorry about that.
What were you saying?
505
00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:45,534
Okay. Come on, Henry.
We're going home.
506
00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:55,294
That feel quick to anyone else?
507
00:29:55,378 --> 00:29:56,504
Yeah.
508
00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:05,846
All right, everyone.
509
00:30:06,222 --> 00:30:07,515
Stay calm.
510
00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:08,891
Relaje.
511
00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:11,435
Free Garbage tip.
512
00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:16,607
Fear is just weakness
hijacking your body's cockpit.
513
00:30:16,691 --> 00:30:18,484
What in the hell?
514
00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:21,862
And if that happens,
you can say vaya con Dios
515
00:30:21,946 --> 00:30:24,490
to your body plane's navigation system.
516
00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:25,700
What?
517
00:30:25,783 --> 00:30:29,120
Yeah, Garbage Man
isn't speaking English or español.
518
00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:32,748
What am I doing here?
519
00:30:40,548 --> 00:30:41,424
Run!
520
00:30:42,633 --> 00:30:43,467
Garrett!
521
00:30:43,551 --> 00:30:45,970
I'm sorry! Dead dudes
can't win Gamer of the Year!
522
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,001
Henry!
523
00:31:21,589 --> 00:31:22,673
Whoa!
524
00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:35,561
- Oh!
- Yo! We got a zombie problem!
525
00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:37,021
We need to go right now!
526
00:31:37,313 --> 00:31:38,689
Henry, come on!
527
00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:41,067
It's not a good time to stop.
528
00:31:41,734 --> 00:31:43,152
Henry! Hurry up!
529
00:31:59,877 --> 00:32:01,170
How's he doing that?
530
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,047
I don't know, but it might work.
531
00:32:03,714 --> 00:32:05,633
This way! Faster!
532
00:32:05,716 --> 00:32:06,634
You got this.
533
00:32:06,717 --> 00:32:08,302
- Go, Henry!
- Don't slow down, boy.
534
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,930
Don't you slow down!
You can do this!
535
00:32:11,013 --> 00:32:13,516
Keep going, Henry!
Come on, come on! Quickly!
536
00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:15,518
Faster, faster, faster! Come on!
537
00:32:15,518 --> 00:32:45,518
Subtitle
www.movieddl.me
538
00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:00,813
Oh, my gosh. I'm so sor--
539
00:33:11,782 --> 00:33:13,576
Henry!
540
00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:15,786
Help me, please! Henry!
541
00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:18,497
Garrett! Garrett, over here!
542
00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:23,586
Garrett!
543
00:33:24,128 --> 00:33:25,129
What are you doing?
544
00:33:25,212 --> 00:33:26,922
They're right behind you!
545
00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:28,841
- Up here!
- Garrett, over here!
546
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,805
Oh, no! That can't be good!
547
00:33:34,889 --> 00:33:36,432
You idiot. Run!
548
00:33:36,849 --> 00:33:39,810
- Watch out!
- Hit it and run!
549
00:33:39,894 --> 00:33:41,854
Open the door!
550
00:33:45,024 --> 00:33:46,775
Hai! Go away!
551
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:53,073
Come on! Let's push
that booger-looking box-head!
552
00:33:56,911 --> 00:33:59,622
Oh, man. Oh, boy!
553
00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:03,209
Oh! You're movi-- Oh!
554
00:34:03,292 --> 00:34:05,711
Hank! Oh, man.
555
00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:07,755
Oh, man, no!
556
00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:59,807
Whooo!
557
00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:10,150
Kyaa! Hyaa!
558
00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:14,780
Ha-hah! Taste it!
559
00:35:18,409 --> 00:35:20,786
Skyy-ah!
560
00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:24,039
Sneak attack!
561
00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:30,254
Uh-oh...
562
00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:37,511
Huh?
563
00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:42,933
Ha-hah!
564
00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:45,894
Who are you?
565
00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:47,146
I...
566
00:35:47,938 --> 00:35:49,440
...am Steve.
567
00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:53,777
Who are you people? Where's Dennis?
568
00:35:53,861 --> 00:35:55,988
Dennis? Who's--
We don't know any Dennis.
569
00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:56,989
Then how'd you get that?
570
00:35:57,072 --> 00:36:00,200
Hey. Relaje, muchacho.
This is my property.
571
00:36:00,284 --> 00:36:02,244
Do you even know what that is?
572
00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:04,121
It's the Orb of Dominance.
573
00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,122
It's a cube.
574
00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:06,790
Okay.
575
00:36:06,874 --> 00:36:07,916
You people seriously
576
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,543
have no idea what you're dealing with.
577
00:36:09,626 --> 00:36:11,879
Hand it over and no one gets hurt.
578
00:36:11,962 --> 00:36:12,755
No way!
579
00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:14,423
Okay, we need this thing to get home.
580
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:17,343
I hate to take a big,
fat dumparoo on your plans,
581
00:36:17,426 --> 00:36:18,677
but you can't get home.
582
00:36:18,761 --> 00:36:21,055
W-W-Wait. What do you mean
we can't get home?
583
00:36:21,138 --> 00:36:22,890
Not without the Earth Crystal.
584
00:36:22,973 --> 00:36:26,268
You mean that little boxy thing?
Garbage Man busted it.
585
00:36:26,352 --> 00:36:27,061
Nuh-uh.
586
00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:29,980
Listen, Henry, why don't you hold this?
587
00:36:30,064 --> 00:36:32,107
You got those good Frodo vibes, kid.
588
00:36:32,191 --> 00:36:33,359
I got Frodo vibes.
589
00:36:33,442 --> 00:36:35,194
Are you implying that we're stuck here?
590
00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:36,236
Yes!
591
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,946
Unless you get the Earth Crystal.
592
00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:39,615
It's your only way home.
593
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:42,076
There's only one way
you could ever replace it,
594
00:36:42,159 --> 00:36:43,327
at the Woodland Mansion,
595
00:36:43,410 --> 00:36:45,621
but going there would get you all killed!
596
00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:47,247
Well, so would staying here.
597
00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:49,500
Fair enough.
598
00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:50,751
Listen, I can get you home,
599
00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:52,544
but then you gotta give me that Orb.
600
00:36:52,628 --> 00:36:54,004
So, what are you gonna do with it?
601
00:36:54,088 --> 00:36:55,756
None of your concern!
602
00:36:56,215 --> 00:36:59,426
So, what do you say? Do we have a deal?
603
00:36:59,510 --> 00:37:00,969
He did just kill, like, 20 zombies.
604
00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:03,555
Pfft! More like 15, but okay.
605
00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:05,849
All right, Steve.
606
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,684
Under two conditions.
607
00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:10,896
One, always address me,
because I'm the leader.
608
00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:12,940
Two, if you double-cross us...
609
00:37:15,025 --> 00:37:18,153
...I will crack your cabeza
with my butt cheeks like a walnut.
610
00:37:19,113 --> 00:37:21,031
This guy is such a tool bag.
611
00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:22,282
I'm so sorry.
612
00:37:22,366 --> 00:37:25,035
We just met this man,
and he's not the leader.
613
00:37:25,119 --> 00:37:26,662
Hmm!
614
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,539
Well, it looks like
Dr. Swollenstein here
615
00:37:28,622 --> 00:37:30,624
just got himself a deal.
616
00:37:32,793 --> 00:37:33,752
Ooh.
617
00:37:36,255 --> 00:37:37,589
Oh, my God.
618
00:37:37,673 --> 00:37:38,924
All right.
619
00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:40,634
First we need to load up on some gear,
620
00:37:40,717 --> 00:37:42,386
or we're all gonna die.
621
00:37:42,469 --> 00:37:43,804
Let's go to Midport Village.
622
00:37:45,139 --> 00:37:46,932
This guy's lost his mind.
623
00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:48,016
Move out!
624
00:37:55,983 --> 00:37:58,026
Harr.
625
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:03,365
Hurrr...
626
00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:06,160
Mm-hm!
627
00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:12,499
- Hrrr...
- Oh, no. Not again.
628
00:38:12,583 --> 00:38:14,251
Oh!
629
00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:16,003
I am so sorry.
630
00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:18,297
Oh, my God. Are you all right?
Oh, my God.
631
00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:20,716
Oh, my God. Are you all right?
632
00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:25,053
Your head is huge.
633
00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:26,430
Harr...
634
00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:28,640
You're not gonna sue me, are you?
635
00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:30,476
Because everyone wants to sue me
636
00:38:30,559 --> 00:38:32,978
once I hit them
with my Jeep Grand Cherokee.
637
00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:35,522
- Hurr.
- Oh, my.
638
00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:38,275
How about this?
What if I just take you to dinner?
639
00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:40,527
Would you like to go to dinner?
640
00:38:40,611 --> 00:38:41,653
Huh.
641
00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:51,997
Here it is. Midport Village.
642
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,832
I got a secret stash of elite loot
643
00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:55,918
that'll help us survive
the Woodland Mansion.
644
00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:58,253
Whoa, whoa, whoa, who are these guys?
645
00:38:58,337 --> 00:39:00,339
Oh, these dudes? They're the villagers.
646
00:39:00,714 --> 00:39:03,175
They're total pacifists and vegetarians.
647
00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:05,260
You don't bug them, they won't bug you.
648
00:39:05,344 --> 00:39:08,847
They just like to chill, trade,
and eat butt loads of bread.
649
00:39:08,931 --> 00:39:10,432
They love crushing loaf.
650
00:39:10,516 --> 00:39:11,850
So they built all this?
651
00:39:11,934 --> 00:39:13,227
Yeah, most of it.
652
00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:16,855
But the good stuff you see,
that's all Steve.
653
00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:21,527
Whoa. Is he some kind of king?
654
00:39:21,610 --> 00:39:22,611
No.
655
00:39:23,904 --> 00:39:25,447
That's a legend.
656
00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:28,116
Kid, anything you can dream about here,
657
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,451
you can make.
658
00:39:29,535 --> 00:39:32,037
Zero limits.
You know what I'm talking about.
659
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,122
- That was your tower, right?
- Yeah.
660
00:39:34,456 --> 00:39:36,458
Pretty killer for a first build.
661
00:39:39,628 --> 00:39:41,630
Relax. It's just an Iron Golem.
662
00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:43,048
Local security force.
663
00:39:45,551 --> 00:39:47,469
But they're a bunch of big softies!
664
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,808
Unless you start messing
with the villagers.
665
00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:53,934
Don't ever do that!
666
00:39:54,351 --> 00:39:55,852
This place makes no sense.
667
00:39:55,936 --> 00:39:57,104
Come with me!
668
00:39:59,273 --> 00:40:01,608
Yo, I need protein,
like, pronto.
669
00:40:01,692 --> 00:40:03,860
I got just the place, buddy.
670
00:40:07,948 --> 00:40:08,824
Hello there.
671
00:40:09,366 --> 00:40:10,659
Whoo-hoo!
672
00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:13,537
Oh, dude, I got goose pimples
just walking up on it.
673
00:40:14,204 --> 00:40:15,205
You ever wonder what happens
674
00:40:15,289 --> 00:40:17,416
when you mix hot lava and chicken?
675
00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:20,586
I did, and you're about to find out.
676
00:40:22,212 --> 00:40:23,046
Uh-oh!
677
00:40:29,303 --> 00:40:30,470
Mm?
678
00:40:30,554 --> 00:40:31,972
You hear that?
679
00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:33,432
That's the sound of sizzle-een.
680
00:40:33,515 --> 00:40:35,225
Mm-hm.
681
00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:37,936
Smell that smell.
682
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,563
♪ La-la-la-lava ♪
683
00:40:39,646 --> 00:40:41,356
♪ Ch-ch.ch-chicken ♪
684
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,526
♪ Steve's Lava Chicken
Yeah, it's tasty as hell ♪
685
00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:47,571
♪ Ooh, mamacita
Now you're ringing the bell ♪
686
00:40:47,654 --> 00:40:50,657
♪ Crispy and juicy
Now you're having a snack ♪
687
00:40:50,741 --> 00:40:54,911
♪ Ooh, super spicy
It's a lava attack! ♪
688
00:41:00,459 --> 00:41:01,710
I have a small business too.
689
00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:04,755
But one thing I try to do
is not have my jingle suck butt.
690
00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:10,135
Friggin' loser.
691
00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:12,846
Pass the bird, turkey.
692
00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:15,307
I'm not a little wimp like big Steve here.
693
00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:17,809
I crave heat. And I crave pain.
694
00:41:17,893 --> 00:41:19,269
Garrett, wait!
695
00:41:20,312 --> 00:41:21,146
Hear my words.
696
00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:23,398
That chicken was just cooked in hot lava.
697
00:41:23,482 --> 00:41:24,858
Let it cool down, man.
698
00:41:29,279 --> 00:41:30,656
Mm-hm.
699
00:41:36,370 --> 00:41:37,579
Not bad.
700
00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:47,964
Garbage Man... you're a big-time idiot.
701
00:41:51,968 --> 00:41:53,178
What is it?
702
00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:55,430
What?
703
00:41:57,015 --> 00:42:00,185
General Chungus! Get over here.
704
00:42:10,570 --> 00:42:13,365
Hey, Malgosha. What's going on?
705
00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:16,827
Your old dungeon buddy, Steve,
has betrayed us.
706
00:42:16,910 --> 00:42:18,370
Well, that's a bummer.
707
00:42:18,662 --> 00:42:21,081
The Orb is with four Roundlings.
708
00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:23,291
My spies tell me he has taken them
709
00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:25,293
to his lava chicken shack.
710
00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:28,213
No way. I love that place.
711
00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:30,424
♪ La-la-la-lava
Ch-ch-ch-chicken ♪
712
00:42:30,674 --> 00:42:31,550
Shut up!
713
00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:34,052
Take your finest warriors,
bring me that Orb,
714
00:42:34,136 --> 00:42:35,721
and kill the Roundlings.
715
00:42:35,804 --> 00:42:38,974
So, like, you want me
to end his life or whatever?
716
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:40,308
Are you serious?
717
00:42:40,392 --> 00:42:42,060
What do you think I'm talking about?
718
00:42:42,144 --> 00:42:43,228
Okay.
719
00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:45,856
I was just kinda confused there
for a second.
720
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:49,901
Take this Nether wart
so you don't zombify.
721
00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:53,655
Your Majesty, I don't think this
is gonna be enough to go around.
722
00:42:53,739 --> 00:42:54,990
Deal with it!
723
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:56,158
No worries.
724
00:42:57,492 --> 00:42:59,536
All right. Drink up, guys.
725
00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:01,329
You don't wanna zombify up there.
726
00:43:01,413 --> 00:43:03,165
But just tiny sips, okay?
727
00:43:06,209 --> 00:43:07,419
Harr...
728
00:43:07,502 --> 00:43:10,964
Okay, so, how do we find
this Woodland Mansion thing?
729
00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:12,841
Over the mountains, into the dark forest,
730
00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:15,093
right beyond the massive red shrooms.
731
00:43:15,427 --> 00:43:18,680
- Massive red shrooms?
- Mm-hm. Big old red ones.
732
00:43:19,139 --> 00:43:21,433
We need to find a real map, Steve.
733
00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:24,060
This place is dangerous,
and I need to get my brother out of here.
734
00:43:24,144 --> 00:43:26,646
Well, it seems like
he's having a pretty good time.
735
00:43:26,730 --> 00:43:29,691
Look, your brother has a gift.
You know that, right?
736
00:43:29,775 --> 00:43:31,693
You should let him explore it.
737
00:43:31,777 --> 00:43:34,029
Creativity in this world
is key to survival.
738
00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:35,614
Okay, well, in the real world,
739
00:43:35,697 --> 00:43:37,574
things are a little bit different.
740
00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:39,951
Creative kids get picked last for gym,
741
00:43:40,035 --> 00:43:41,286
they sit at the bummer lunch table
742
00:43:41,369 --> 00:43:42,746
and they get bullied.
743
00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:44,331
Don't I know it.
744
00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:46,500
Do you even realize
what he did back home?
745
00:43:46,583 --> 00:43:48,502
He blew up Chuggy The Chip!
746
00:43:48,585 --> 00:43:50,629
Well, maybe I belong in this world.
747
00:43:51,588 --> 00:43:52,964
Henry, that's not what I meant.
748
00:43:53,465 --> 00:43:55,801
That's not what I was saying at all.
749
00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:58,595
Just so you know,
750
00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:01,640
I'm more of a sister to Hank
than you'll ever be.
751
00:44:03,433 --> 00:44:04,267
Yeah.
752
00:44:06,603 --> 00:44:08,355
Spin kick.
753
00:44:09,272 --> 00:44:11,650
- You okay?
- Fine.
754
00:44:12,609 --> 00:44:13,944
Look, I found one of these
755
00:44:14,027 --> 00:44:16,112
big-headed-looking dudes
that sells maps.
756
00:44:16,196 --> 00:44:17,864
Looks legit. Come on.
757
00:44:20,450 --> 00:44:22,619
Welcome to the stash.
758
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:24,120
TNT.
759
00:44:24,204 --> 00:44:27,290
Firework rockets.
Also good for propulsion.
760
00:44:27,374 --> 00:44:28,834
Boots of Swiftness.
761
00:44:28,917 --> 00:44:30,377
Diamond armor, full set.
762
00:44:31,336 --> 00:44:32,712
And blades for days.
763
00:44:33,296 --> 00:44:35,882
Everything we'll need
to make it to Woodland Mansion.
764
00:44:36,466 --> 00:44:37,592
Whoa.
765
00:44:40,595 --> 00:44:42,264
Bogus layout, bro.
766
00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:44,724
Look but don't touch.
767
00:44:44,808 --> 00:44:47,185
Those are some of my favorite treasures.
768
00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:52,274
Hrr.
769
00:44:57,863 --> 00:44:59,239
What's this junk?
770
00:44:59,322 --> 00:45:01,157
That is an Ender Pearl.
771
00:45:01,491 --> 00:45:03,159
Teleports you
to wherever you throw it.
772
00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:06,288
- Yeah, right.
- No!
773
00:45:08,915 --> 00:45:09,875
Oh, God.
774
00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:10,917
What the...
775
00:45:11,001 --> 00:45:13,253
And that was the only one I had.
776
00:45:13,336 --> 00:45:14,337
No biggie.
777
00:45:14,421 --> 00:45:17,048
Almost died fighting an Enderman for it.
778
00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:18,675
Come with me.
779
00:45:24,723 --> 00:45:27,058
This is a crafting table.
780
00:45:27,142 --> 00:45:28,226
Here's how it works.
781
00:45:28,310 --> 00:45:31,354
You place these elements
in different patterns,
782
00:45:31,438 --> 00:45:33,315
and kaboom!
783
00:45:35,609 --> 00:45:37,944
You got yourself a sweet blade.
784
00:45:40,614 --> 00:45:41,781
You wanna see a blade?
785
00:45:42,991 --> 00:45:44,701
I'll show you a blade.
786
00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:47,454
Yeah!
787
00:45:49,915 --> 00:45:50,916
Hammer.
788
00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:53,209
Kadoosh!
789
00:45:53,293 --> 00:45:54,586
Ahh...
790
00:45:55,879 --> 00:45:58,340
That's okay, bud.
Buckets are useful here.
791
00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:01,426
Yeah. They're cool, Garrett.
They're like nunchucks.
792
00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:04,387
Yeah, I know. That's why I made them.
793
00:46:05,138 --> 00:46:06,097
They're...
794
00:46:07,015 --> 00:46:08,183
Buck-Chuckets.
795
00:46:08,475 --> 00:46:10,018
Uh... they're what?
796
00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:14,230
Hey, can I try something else?
797
00:46:14,314 --> 00:46:16,024
Abso-rootin'-tootly.
798
00:46:20,904 --> 00:46:22,280
Bro, you had Tots the whole time?
799
00:46:22,364 --> 00:46:23,156
Yeah. Sorry.
800
00:46:25,909 --> 00:46:27,577
Ohh!
801
00:46:28,370 --> 00:46:29,454
It's a Tot Launcher.
802
00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:32,332
Dude, you just took boring junk
from the real world
803
00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:34,042
to create something amazing.
804
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:35,460
That is next-level.
805
00:46:35,543 --> 00:46:36,419
Hank?
806
00:46:36,503 --> 00:46:38,046
Can I play with your Tot Launcher
when you're done?
807
00:46:38,421 --> 00:46:39,923
- Yeah.
- Sweet.
808
00:46:40,006 --> 00:46:42,509
Hey, Steve.
Can I talk to you for a second?
809
00:46:42,801 --> 00:46:44,052
Sure thing.
810
00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:52,602
What's up?
811
00:46:52,686 --> 00:46:54,646
You know that note you left with the Orb?
812
00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:56,022
The one about the riches?
813
00:46:56,690 --> 00:46:57,399
I read it.
814
00:46:57,691 --> 00:46:59,609
Yeah. There's riches everywhere.
815
00:46:59,693 --> 00:47:02,320
I keep a fat stash of diamonds
at the Redstone Mines.
816
00:47:02,404 --> 00:47:03,446
So this treasure load,
817
00:47:03,530 --> 00:47:05,490
is it on the way to this Mansion place?
818
00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:07,450
Not really. It's a major detour.
819
00:47:07,534 --> 00:47:09,494
Plus, the mines can be perilous.
820
00:47:09,577 --> 00:47:11,246
Let me keep it simple for you, Steve.
821
00:47:13,832 --> 00:47:16,334
No diamonds, no Orb.
822
00:47:17,877 --> 00:47:19,087
You smell what I'm steppin' in?
823
00:47:21,589 --> 00:47:22,966
Hurr...
824
00:47:25,135 --> 00:47:26,302
Good day.
825
00:47:26,386 --> 00:47:27,554
Huh...
826
00:47:28,388 --> 00:47:32,308
We need a map to the Woodland Mansion.
827
00:47:32,392 --> 00:47:33,727
Uhhrr-uhr?
828
00:47:33,810 --> 00:47:35,103
We just need a map.
829
00:47:36,604 --> 00:47:37,939
Uh-oh.
830
00:47:38,982 --> 00:47:40,692
- Nat?
- Dawn?
831
00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:41,985
Something's going down.
832
00:48:00,670 --> 00:48:02,047
Huh.
833
00:48:04,132 --> 00:48:05,258
All right, guys,
834
00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:07,761
just start trashing their produce.
835
00:48:07,844 --> 00:48:09,429
Villagers hate that.
836
00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:39,084
Who are these guys?
837
00:48:39,167 --> 00:48:41,503
Piglins. They must be after the Orb.
838
00:48:44,047 --> 00:48:47,425
Hey, Steve.
What's going on, dude?
839
00:48:47,759 --> 00:48:49,969
Crap! Chungus.
840
00:48:50,053 --> 00:48:53,973
I'm really sorry,
but I have to un-alive you and stuff.
841
00:48:55,225 --> 00:48:56,810
Malgosha double-crossed me.
842
00:48:57,644 --> 00:48:59,521
We just need that Orb thingy.
843
00:48:59,604 --> 00:49:00,563
You know this guy?
844
00:49:00,647 --> 00:49:03,108
Yeah, we used to get
into some dungeon stuff.
845
00:49:03,191 --> 00:49:05,068
He seems nice, but he's a killer!
846
00:49:05,151 --> 00:49:07,570
Wow, you look good, Bro-Hammer.
847
00:49:07,654 --> 00:49:08,822
You lose some weight?
848
00:49:08,905 --> 00:49:10,782
Stand back, boys.
849
00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:12,242
This pig is mine.
850
00:49:12,325 --> 00:49:13,284
No.
851
00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:16,830
I'm tired of you getting all the glory.
852
00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:18,748
This pig is mine.
853
00:49:27,799 --> 00:49:28,550
Steve!
854
00:49:44,858 --> 00:49:45,984
- We have to get to Henry.
- Yeah.
855
00:49:46,067 --> 00:49:47,277
Do you think we could take these guys?
856
00:49:56,578 --> 00:49:57,912
Come on, let's do this!
857
00:49:57,996 --> 00:49:59,122
Yeah, we got this!
858
00:50:28,568 --> 00:50:29,652
Hai!
859
00:50:31,487 --> 00:50:32,864
Nice moves, bro.
860
00:50:35,241 --> 00:50:36,951
Sorry.
861
00:50:43,082 --> 00:50:43,917
Yes!
862
00:50:51,758 --> 00:50:53,426
The party's over, bud.
863
00:50:53,509 --> 00:50:55,220
Just give me the Orb.
864
00:50:55,303 --> 00:50:57,222
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something!
865
00:50:57,597 --> 00:50:58,389
What?
866
00:50:58,890 --> 00:51:00,892
Whoa!
867
00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:01,768
Thanks, big guy.
868
00:51:02,185 --> 00:51:02,977
Ninja roll!
869
00:51:03,061 --> 00:51:05,021
What happened?
870
00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:07,190
I just saved your butt,
that's what happened.
871
00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:08,191
You can thank me later.
872
00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:10,652
We gotta get to the rampart. Follow me!
873
00:51:18,368 --> 00:51:20,995
Henry!
874
00:51:22,997 --> 00:51:24,415
Nat, we have to go now.
875
00:51:24,499 --> 00:51:26,501
Dawn, I cannot leave him.
He's my entire family.
876
00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:27,835
He needs you alive, okay?
877
00:51:27,919 --> 00:51:29,420
We'll meet him back
at the Woodland Mansion.
878
00:51:29,504 --> 00:51:31,506
We gotta go find the map guy! Come on!
879
00:51:32,507 --> 00:51:33,716
Follow me!
880
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,927
- Garrett, what about Natalie?
- We'll meet her at the Mansion.
881
00:51:38,346 --> 00:51:39,597
Come on, run!
882
00:51:46,521 --> 00:51:47,772
- Whoa!
- Whoa.
883
00:51:48,815 --> 00:51:50,024
Oh, great. Now what?
884
00:51:50,108 --> 00:51:51,025
Fr-r-rah!
885
00:51:51,401 --> 00:51:52,735
Elytra Wingsuits!
886
00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:55,196
Ska-tah! Ska-tah!
887
00:51:55,655 --> 00:51:56,364
Whoa!
888
00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:57,657
Head for those mountains.
889
00:51:57,740 --> 00:51:58,992
I thought we're going
to the Woodland Mansion.
890
00:51:59,075 --> 00:52:00,034
Hank, don't talk back to your elders.
891
00:52:00,118 --> 00:52:01,369
- But--
- Buh-bye.
892
00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:08,251
Those things work, right?
893
00:52:08,334 --> 00:52:09,127
Absolutely.
894
00:52:14,674 --> 00:52:16,509
Whoo-hoo!
895
00:52:16,592 --> 00:52:18,928
Check it out. I'm flying!
896
00:52:19,012 --> 00:52:20,555
Yeah!
897
00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:25,893
Buenos días.
898
00:52:25,977 --> 00:52:27,228
Which means, "See you later."
899
00:52:30,982 --> 00:52:33,443
No! I thought I grabbed three!
900
00:52:33,526 --> 00:52:36,988
Wait for me!
901
00:52:37,071 --> 00:52:38,072
Coming in hot!
902
00:52:48,458 --> 00:52:50,376
No! No way, dude!
903
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,211
Let go of my hair!
904
00:52:52,295 --> 00:52:54,547
Just relax. Let my hips guide you.
905
00:52:54,630 --> 00:52:56,007
It's the only way.
906
00:52:56,090 --> 00:52:58,301
What?
907
00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:08,353
Hank! We'll have a better chance
if we split up!
908
00:53:08,644 --> 00:53:10,271
- What?
- Ki-yai!
909
00:53:24,285 --> 00:53:26,954
Get off me!
910
00:53:28,081 --> 00:53:29,374
Get off me!
911
00:53:38,424 --> 00:53:39,842
Yee-hah!
912
00:53:44,972 --> 00:53:46,224
Yeah!
913
00:53:46,307 --> 00:53:49,227
Hoo-hoo!
914
00:53:54,065 --> 00:53:56,192
We got hog riders at our three o'clock!
915
00:53:59,695 --> 00:54:01,072
I got you, buddy!
916
00:54:06,285 --> 00:54:08,204
They got us boxed in!
917
00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:09,831
Head for the tunnel!
918
00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:12,291
We're not gonna fit!
We're too chunky!
919
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:13,960
We're gonna have to
go nose-to-toes.
920
00:54:14,043 --> 00:54:15,253
Full man sandwich.
921
00:54:15,336 --> 00:54:17,130
What? No. I'm not gonna do that!
922
00:54:17,213 --> 00:54:20,091
I'm ordering you to make
a full man sandwich!
923
00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:21,050
Okay!
924
00:54:28,683 --> 00:54:31,269
Yeah!
925
00:54:31,352 --> 00:54:33,396
Dang it! A lava bucket!
926
00:54:33,479 --> 00:54:36,274
- Okay. Tighten up!
- What?
927
00:54:36,357 --> 00:54:38,276
There's still some
negative space back there!
928
00:54:38,359 --> 00:54:39,277
We both know it!
929
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,154
I'm trying to close the gaps!
930
00:54:41,237 --> 00:54:43,281
Okay, now get ready.
931
00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:45,616
I'm gonna squeeze for your safety.
932
00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:47,326
I understand.
933
00:54:47,410 --> 00:54:48,953
Whoo-hoo!
934
00:54:52,331 --> 00:54:54,792
Yeah!
935
00:54:55,418 --> 00:54:56,961
Yeah!
936
00:54:57,044 --> 00:54:58,671
Whoo-hoo!
937
00:55:07,597 --> 00:55:08,764
Get off me!
938
00:55:18,065 --> 00:55:19,108
Henry!
939
00:55:21,861 --> 00:55:23,112
Oh, crap.
940
00:55:34,457 --> 00:55:35,291
Don't worry!
941
00:55:35,374 --> 00:55:37,710
I'm gonna cushion our fall
with this water bucket.
942
00:55:38,377 --> 00:55:39,545
Release!
943
00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:51,807
You can really fight, Nat.
You were kicking butt.
944
00:55:51,891 --> 00:55:53,726
Thanks! I have no idea
where it came from.
945
00:55:54,101 --> 00:55:55,061
There he is!
946
00:55:55,144 --> 00:55:57,021
Hey! Get back here!
We need a map!
947
00:55:57,104 --> 00:55:58,314
First, we need a boat.
948
00:55:58,397 --> 00:55:59,690
Okay, okay, uh...
949
00:55:59,774 --> 00:56:02,944
Okay, hurry.
The map guy's floating away!
950
00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:07,782
Boat magic!
951
00:56:11,077 --> 00:56:12,328
Hah-haah!
952
00:56:12,662 --> 00:56:14,789
Nat, that's the worst boat I've ever seen.
953
00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:16,499
I'm sorry. I have no idea what I'm doing.
954
00:56:16,582 --> 00:56:17,917
Forget it. Let's go, come on!
955
00:56:26,342 --> 00:56:28,844
Oh. Oh...
956
00:56:29,929 --> 00:56:30,888
Hrrr.
957
00:56:36,644 --> 00:56:37,770
No, thank you.
958
00:56:38,062 --> 00:56:39,063
Of course.
959
00:56:41,357 --> 00:56:45,444
You know, I gotta tell you,
I'm having a great time.
960
00:56:45,528 --> 00:56:46,320
Huh.
961
00:56:46,404 --> 00:56:48,406
I, uh... I recently got divorced
962
00:56:48,489 --> 00:56:50,950
from my husband, Clemente, and...
963
00:56:51,826 --> 00:56:54,787
and the main reason is, you know, he...
964
00:56:55,162 --> 00:56:57,498
didn't have any personality, you know?
965
00:56:57,582 --> 00:56:59,625
I mean, not like you.
966
00:56:59,709 --> 00:57:01,043
Uh-huhh...
967
00:57:07,466 --> 00:57:08,968
You got
some talking to do, buddy.
968
00:57:09,051 --> 00:57:10,177
Hank and I want some answers.
969
00:57:10,595 --> 00:57:11,721
Like how are we gonna stop those pigs?
970
00:57:11,804 --> 00:57:13,306
And why does my beard
smell like gorgonzola?
971
00:57:13,389 --> 00:57:14,432
Yeah, and who's that evil sorceress
972
00:57:14,515 --> 00:57:16,142
- you were talking about?
- Look!
973
00:57:16,809 --> 00:57:19,353
The sorceress is a piglin queen
called Malgosha.
974
00:57:19,437 --> 00:57:20,771
Those are her minions.
975
00:57:20,855 --> 00:57:21,856
She rules over them
976
00:57:21,939 --> 00:57:23,941
in a dark hellscape called the Nether.
977
00:57:24,567 --> 00:57:26,402
And I always keep a chunk of gorgonzola
978
00:57:26,485 --> 00:57:28,279
in my front pocket, okay?
979
00:57:29,155 --> 00:57:30,114
Listen!
980
00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:32,783
Malgosha's path to darkness
981
00:57:32,867 --> 00:57:34,702
started the way these things often do...
982
00:57:35,244 --> 00:57:39,040
during the semi-finals of
The Nether's Got Talent.
983
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:46,964
Young Malgosha always dreamed
of being a world.class dancer.
984
00:57:48,591 --> 00:57:51,052
Her moves were pretty out there.
985
00:57:51,135 --> 00:57:53,429
No one in the Nether was ready for it.
986
00:57:57,016 --> 00:57:58,643
It crushed her.
987
00:58:00,019 --> 00:58:02,730
What'd I tell you about all that dancing?
988
00:58:02,813 --> 00:58:04,607
It's time for you to grow up.
989
00:58:04,690 --> 00:58:07,360
I'm tired of you chasing your dreams.
990
00:58:07,443 --> 00:58:10,404
Now, take this axe and go find some gold.
991
00:58:10,488 --> 00:58:13,115
That was such embarrassing dancing!
992
00:58:13,199 --> 00:58:14,617
So, from that day forward,
993
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:17,453
she denounced all forms of creativity.
994
00:58:18,287 --> 00:58:22,166
If she ever gets that Orb,
she'll black out the sun.
995
00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:24,001
Nether wart will flourish.
996
00:58:24,085 --> 00:58:25,544
This beautiful world and everything in it
997
00:58:25,628 --> 00:58:26,754
will wither and die.
998
00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:28,422
And you were gonna give it to her?
999
00:58:28,506 --> 00:58:29,507
Great idea!
1000
00:58:29,799 --> 00:58:31,467
I'm not gonna give it to her.
1001
00:58:31,550 --> 00:58:33,719
But I need that Orb for leverage.
1002
00:58:33,803 --> 00:58:35,805
I gotta save Dennis.
1003
00:58:35,888 --> 00:58:36,972
Come.
1004
00:58:39,225 --> 00:58:42,311
The Woodland Mansion
is just beyond the Redstone Mountains.
1005
00:58:42,770 --> 00:58:45,064
We can go over or through.
1006
00:58:45,731 --> 00:58:46,857
Whatever's fastest.
1007
00:58:48,818 --> 00:58:50,361
Through will be faster.
1008
00:58:57,243 --> 00:58:58,661
General Chungus,
1009
00:58:58,744 --> 00:59:01,497
you have failed me for the last time.
1010
00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:03,332
Yeah, I'm really sorry about that.
1011
00:59:03,416 --> 00:59:06,210
Bring out the beast!
1012
00:59:06,293 --> 00:59:08,629
What?
1013
00:59:08,713 --> 00:59:10,965
What do you mean you just
have to put the brain in?
1014
00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:13,467
Well, yes, it's a big deal.
Get it done!
1015
00:59:13,551 --> 00:59:16,554
Look, everybody knows
it wasn't my best day.
1016
00:59:16,637 --> 00:59:18,889
But I'm really trying
to set some new goals, and--
1017
00:59:29,650 --> 00:59:31,694
The Great Hog.
1018
00:59:31,777 --> 00:59:33,612
My ultimate weapon.
1019
00:59:37,616 --> 00:59:39,285
There he is!
1020
00:59:41,746 --> 00:59:43,247
Kill him!
1021
00:59:43,330 --> 00:59:46,500
Wait, does this mean you're firing me?
1022
00:59:49,378 --> 00:59:50,880
Well done.
1023
00:59:50,963 --> 00:59:54,550
Now, find the Roundlings
and bring me the Orb!
1024
00:59:58,554 --> 01:00:00,347
We are so lost.
1025
01:00:07,605 --> 01:00:10,483
My one job was to protect Henry,
and I blew it.
1026
01:00:11,984 --> 01:00:15,404
I just promised my mom
I'd never let anything happen to him.
1027
01:00:15,488 --> 01:00:18,574
I guess I'm just not cut out
for this parenting stuff.
1028
01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:24,622
I just wish
I could have been a kid
1029
01:00:24,705 --> 01:00:26,582
for a little bit longer, you know?
1030
01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:29,376
Just to have that feeling like
I could have done anything.
1031
01:00:29,460 --> 01:00:30,419
I hear you.
1032
01:00:30,503 --> 01:00:32,755
Being a grown-up sucks.
1033
01:00:33,130 --> 01:00:34,924
You got all these responsibilities,
1034
01:00:35,007 --> 01:00:36,801
and you just stop chasing your dreams.
1035
01:00:39,345 --> 01:00:41,639
You think I like having 15 hustles?
1036
01:00:51,649 --> 01:00:53,234
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold up, hold up.
1037
01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:55,611
Let's just calm down.
1038
01:00:56,737 --> 01:00:59,198
I think this one just needs some TLC.
1039
01:01:00,533 --> 01:01:02,827
Yeah? You like bones?
1040
01:01:03,536 --> 01:01:07,623
Oh, I bet you like bones.
Yes, you do. Yes, you do.
1041
01:01:10,876 --> 01:01:13,170
Aren't you a beautiful one?
1042
01:01:13,254 --> 01:01:15,798
Yes you are! Yes you are!
1043
01:01:16,924 --> 01:01:18,843
I cannot believe you just did that.
1044
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:20,886
Wait.
1045
01:01:22,888 --> 01:01:23,973
Dennis?
1046
01:01:24,515 --> 01:01:26,809
Steve's Dennis?
1047
01:01:26,892 --> 01:01:28,602
Well, can you take us to him?
1048
01:01:30,229 --> 01:01:32,565
Oh!
1049
01:01:32,648 --> 01:01:35,526
Nat, I think this might be
our way to the Woodland Mansion.
1050
01:01:37,528 --> 01:01:39,113
Let's follow that pooch!
1051
01:01:41,740 --> 01:01:44,577
Son of a biscuit, we found it.
1052
01:01:46,328 --> 01:01:48,414
Looky, looky here.
1053
01:01:48,497 --> 01:01:50,791
Welcome to the Redstone Mines.
1054
01:01:52,209 --> 01:01:54,879
You see that glowy stuff?
That's red stone.
1055
01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:56,755
Conducts energy.
1056
01:01:56,839 --> 01:01:58,924
You can build some
crazy contraptions with it.
1057
01:02:00,926 --> 01:02:03,053
I thought you said
this was a diamond mine.
1058
01:02:03,137 --> 01:02:06,974
Easy, big dog.
They're here, but be careful.
1059
01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:09,643
I set some booby traps a long time ago.
1060
01:02:09,727 --> 01:02:12,396
But I can't for the life of me
remember where they are--
1061
01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:22,406
Get them off me!
1062
01:02:24,658 --> 01:02:25,993
Help me, please!
1063
01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:28,329
Sorry!
1064
01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:35,127
Hah! Here it is! Thanks, Garrett.
1065
01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:37,254
Yeah.
1066
01:02:39,298 --> 01:02:40,424
Yes!
1067
01:02:41,216 --> 01:02:42,927
My diamonds.
1068
01:02:43,010 --> 01:02:45,054
Ooh!
That's what I'm talkin' about.
1069
01:02:45,137 --> 01:02:46,931
Steve delivers the goodies!
1070
01:02:47,222 --> 01:02:48,807
Did you guys plan this?
1071
01:02:49,475 --> 01:02:50,893
I'm sorry, Henry.
1072
01:02:51,226 --> 01:02:52,394
Whoo!
1073
01:02:52,478 --> 01:02:54,605
Yeah! I'm not.
1074
01:02:55,189 --> 01:02:57,066
Oh, yeah.
1075
01:02:57,149 --> 01:02:58,943
- What the heck, man?
- Oh, relax.
1076
01:02:59,026 --> 01:03:00,611
Natalie could be at the Mansion already.
1077
01:03:00,694 --> 01:03:02,029
She could be in danger!
1078
01:03:04,573 --> 01:03:06,784
Oh, no. Do you smell that?
1079
01:03:07,660 --> 01:03:08,827
Nether wart.
1080
01:03:09,578 --> 01:03:10,454
What does that mean?
1081
01:03:16,377 --> 01:03:19,129
No! The Great Hog!
1082
01:03:19,213 --> 01:03:21,048
She finally put the brain in.
1083
01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:22,383
Run for the mine carts!
1084
01:03:28,973 --> 01:03:30,766
Hit it, Henry, hit it!
1085
01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:31,976
Go!
1086
01:03:35,896 --> 01:03:39,441
If memory serves, I built a kick-ass
safe room just up ahead.
1087
01:03:42,236 --> 01:03:43,821
Whoo!
1088
01:03:43,904 --> 01:03:45,948
Dang it, my torch blew out.
1089
01:03:46,031 --> 01:03:46,991
Why are we stopping?
1090
01:03:47,074 --> 01:03:48,909
'Cause we ran out of red stone!
1091
01:03:48,993 --> 01:03:50,995
We're gonna need a boost fast.
1092
01:03:51,078 --> 01:03:53,247
What's that sound?
1093
01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:55,833
Chill out, Gar-Gar.
We're totally safe.
1094
01:03:58,002 --> 01:04:00,629
Crap! My creeper farm.
1095
01:04:01,422 --> 01:04:04,174
What the--?
You gotta be kidding me!
1096
01:04:04,633 --> 01:04:06,677
What kind of idiot
would breed these things?
1097
01:04:12,474 --> 01:04:13,892
Up ahead, look!
1098
01:04:14,476 --> 01:04:16,478
We gotta get
to the red stone rail!
1099
01:04:16,562 --> 01:04:17,938
Garrett,
you got us into this mess!
1100
01:04:18,022 --> 01:04:19,106
Get out and push!
1101
01:04:20,107 --> 01:04:22,526
Okay. Okay.
1102
01:04:27,031 --> 01:04:28,782
Go, Garrett! Go faster!
1103
01:04:29,783 --> 01:04:31,535
We're not gonna make it!
1104
01:04:31,618 --> 01:04:32,286
Come on!
1105
01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:33,787
Come on, Garrett, you gotta go faster!
1106
01:04:34,121 --> 01:04:35,664
Start slapping, Hank!
1107
01:04:35,748 --> 01:04:37,374
Get outta here! Yeah! Get--
1108
01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:40,294
Garrett, get in!
1109
01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:42,880
He's right behind us!
1110
01:04:52,765 --> 01:04:54,433
I love you, Dennis!
1111
01:05:05,986 --> 01:05:09,364
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
1112
01:05:14,870 --> 01:05:16,121
Nice work, Gar-Gar.
1113
01:05:16,205 --> 01:05:18,207
Your little detour almost got us killed.
1114
01:05:18,290 --> 01:05:21,001
Relaje, you're so dramatic.
We're still alive.
1115
01:05:21,085 --> 01:05:22,294
What's your problem, man?
1116
01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:24,379
We didn't need those stupid diamonds.
1117
01:05:24,463 --> 01:05:25,672
I swear, you are literally the most
1118
01:05:25,756 --> 01:05:27,299
selfish person I've ever met.
1119
01:05:27,382 --> 01:05:30,135
Whatever. I need them, okay?
1120
01:05:30,219 --> 01:05:31,220
I need the diamonds,
1121
01:05:31,303 --> 01:05:33,347
because I need the money,
because I'm broke.
1122
01:05:34,139 --> 01:05:36,308
You wouldn't know anything about that.
1123
01:05:38,143 --> 01:05:41,647
My life sucks, kid. All right?
I'm a frickin' loser.
1124
01:05:42,523 --> 01:05:43,649
There, I said it.
1125
01:05:44,233 --> 01:05:46,318
I know it looks like I got it
all put together, right?
1126
01:05:46,401 --> 01:05:49,029
I'm smart, funny, bilingual.
1127
01:05:50,489 --> 01:05:52,950
El humble to un el faultot.
1128
01:05:56,745 --> 01:05:58,205
But that's not the reality.
1129
01:05:59,414 --> 01:06:00,624
I'm not doing well.
1130
01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:04,461
I'm washed up, Hank,
and I'm gonna lose everything.
1131
01:06:05,504 --> 01:06:07,256
And that's not the worst part.
1132
01:06:08,757 --> 01:06:09,967
I'm alone.
1133
01:06:10,884 --> 01:06:11,802
You weren't alone.
1134
01:06:12,928 --> 01:06:14,221
I was your friend.
1135
01:06:18,976 --> 01:06:20,811
Sorry about your finances.
1136
01:06:21,562 --> 01:06:22,938
Shut up, Steve.
1137
01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:27,651
Wow.
1138
01:06:28,110 --> 01:06:30,696
I feel like you get me,
and you're an incredible listener.
1139
01:06:30,779 --> 01:06:34,783
And only people with emotional
intelligence are good listeners.
1140
01:06:36,201 --> 01:06:38,453
You know, I just didn't think
it was in the cards
1141
01:06:38,537 --> 01:06:41,039
that I would have another
first date, ever, you know?
1142
01:06:41,582 --> 01:06:42,374
Hm.
1143
01:06:43,292 --> 01:06:44,918
I wanna have the guts to invite you
1144
01:06:45,002 --> 01:06:46,712
over to my house for dessert.
1145
01:06:47,045 --> 01:06:48,755
Huh. Uh-huh.
1146
01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:50,549
Are you finished?
1147
01:06:51,008 --> 01:06:52,551
No, I think he's Swedish.
1148
01:06:53,010 --> 01:06:54,595
But we're done with our meal.
1149
01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:59,474
There it is. The Woodland Mansion.
1150
01:06:59,558 --> 01:07:01,560
We're gonna get in there,
get the Earth Crystal
1151
01:07:01,643 --> 01:07:03,312
and get you guys home.
1152
01:07:03,395 --> 01:07:04,563
Follow me!
1153
01:07:05,147 --> 01:07:06,231
Check this out.
1154
01:07:06,899 --> 01:07:08,108
Let's do this.
1155
01:07:08,192 --> 01:07:10,360
Pay close attention to Papa Steve.
1156
01:07:10,444 --> 01:07:12,613
The Woodland Mansion has three floors.
1157
01:07:13,113 --> 01:07:16,241
The first floor
is loaded with Vindicators.
1158
01:07:16,658 --> 01:07:17,951
Axe murderers, basically.
1159
01:07:18,035 --> 01:07:19,536
Why is the third floor
on the first floor?
1160
01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:21,038
I'm very confused.
1161
01:07:21,121 --> 01:07:22,539
I was trying
to make three floors,
1162
01:07:22,623 --> 01:07:24,583
but I didn't have time to make,
like, a doll house.
1163
01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:28,170
The second floor crawls with Evokers.
1164
01:07:28,253 --> 01:07:30,255
They wield powerful dark magic.
1165
01:07:30,339 --> 01:07:32,090
This is the worst model I've ever seen.
1166
01:07:32,174 --> 01:07:33,175
Garrett, stop talking.
1167
01:07:33,258 --> 01:07:34,509
We're trying to figure out a plan.
1168
01:07:34,593 --> 01:07:36,011
Bro, how long are you
gonna be mad at me for?
1169
01:07:36,094 --> 01:07:37,179
I just got mad at you.
1170
01:07:37,679 --> 01:07:38,972
Please don't be mad at me for this, okay?
1171
01:07:39,056 --> 01:07:41,433
But I accidentally stole the Orb
while you were crafting.
1172
01:07:43,393 --> 01:07:44,686
Are we cool now?
1173
01:07:44,770 --> 01:07:47,648
You are literally the worst person
in the entire world.
1174
01:07:47,731 --> 01:07:51,276
Guys! Both of you,
eyes on my demonstraysh!
1175
01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:54,154
Third floor houses the Loot Chamber.
1176
01:07:54,655 --> 01:07:56,198
That's where the Earth Crystal is,
1177
01:07:56,281 --> 01:07:58,533
but it's guarded by Endermen.
1178
01:07:58,617 --> 01:08:01,245
Whatever you do,
do not look them in the eye.
1179
01:08:01,328 --> 01:08:02,788
They'll fry your brains out.
1180
01:08:02,871 --> 01:08:04,873
Okay, well, I could build stairs
to the second floor,
1181
01:08:04,957 --> 01:08:07,084
sneak in through the window,
and snag the Earth Crystal.
1182
01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:08,460
That's a great idea, Hank.
1183
01:08:08,543 --> 01:08:11,838
But to pull it off, we're gonna
need a pretty sweet diversion.
1184
01:08:12,381 --> 01:08:14,383
You know what could work on these guys?
1185
01:08:14,466 --> 01:08:15,384
It sounds crazy.
1186
01:08:15,467 --> 01:08:16,677
Hit me.
1187
01:08:18,262 --> 01:08:20,013
♪ Friendship is
The wish you make ♪
1188
01:08:20,097 --> 01:08:21,181
♪ When you're blowing out
The candles ♪
1189
01:08:21,265 --> 01:08:22,307
♪ On your birthday cake ♪
1190
01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:24,559
♪ Don't be a bully
And don't be a brute ♪
1191
01:08:24,643 --> 01:08:26,728
- ♪ Time to put on ♪
- ♪ Your birthday suit ♪
1192
01:08:26,812 --> 01:08:29,022
♪ Go Hank, go
While we blow! ♪
1193
01:09:27,831 --> 01:09:29,458
You gotta be kidding me.
1194
01:09:31,084 --> 01:09:32,419
You got this, Gar-Gar.
1195
01:09:33,587 --> 01:09:35,380
Reach down deep.
1196
01:09:35,464 --> 01:09:37,799
You're the Chuglass Kid, and I love ya!
1197
01:09:38,216 --> 01:09:39,259
What's going on, Steve?
1198
01:09:39,551 --> 01:09:42,512
It's some kind of sadistic
Vindicator fight club.
1199
01:09:42,596 --> 01:09:44,473
I've heard of these,
but I've never seen one.
1200
01:09:44,973 --> 01:09:45,974
They want me to fight the chicken?
1201
01:09:47,142 --> 01:09:48,727
It's a fight to the death, kid.
1202
01:10:08,789 --> 01:10:10,707
Mmmm...
1203
01:10:12,626 --> 01:10:14,044
Chicken jockey.
1204
01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:22,219
Watch out!
1205
01:10:25,222 --> 01:10:26,807
Keep him away from your face!
1206
01:10:29,059 --> 01:10:30,227
Chuck him!
1207
01:10:30,310 --> 01:10:31,436
Whoa!
1208
01:11:22,279 --> 01:11:23,363
Finally.
1209
01:12:06,239 --> 01:12:07,657
I'm sorry, little buddy.
1210
01:12:07,741 --> 01:12:09,576
Don't fall for it, Gar-Gar!
1211
01:12:09,659 --> 01:12:12,078
That baby's got the heart of a demon!
1212
01:12:12,162 --> 01:12:13,914
No, you're not a demon, are ya?
1213
01:12:13,997 --> 01:12:16,249
You're a cute little booger-face.
1214
01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:18,460
I'm just gonna... pet your little head.
1215
01:12:28,887 --> 01:12:31,389
You'll never be
as cool as me, Hank.
1216
01:12:31,473 --> 01:12:32,349
Just give up.
1217
01:12:32,432 --> 01:12:35,143
The Overworld
doesn't need you, Henry.
1218
01:12:35,227 --> 01:12:37,103
- Neither do I.
- Give up.
1219
01:12:37,187 --> 01:12:38,813
This is all your fault, Henry.
1220
01:12:38,897 --> 01:12:41,024
Everything you do fails.
1221
01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:43,652
This stuff? It's trash, kid.
1222
01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:49,658
What the...?
1223
01:12:55,956 --> 01:12:57,249
Garrett! No!
1224
01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:00,961
I'm coming!
1225
01:13:01,545 --> 01:13:02,879
Hang on!
1226
01:13:04,339 --> 01:13:06,675
Sneak attack!
1227
01:13:29,364 --> 01:13:32,325
Heck yeah. I got you, Gar-Gar.
1228
01:13:32,409 --> 01:13:33,827
Come on.
1229
01:13:36,580 --> 01:13:39,249
You... You saved my life.
1230
01:13:39,666 --> 01:13:41,084
That's what friends do, Garrett.
1231
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:45,880
Hank! Did you get the Earth Crystal?
1232
01:13:45,964 --> 01:13:46,965
Yeah, I got it.
1233
01:13:47,048 --> 01:13:48,800
Let's get outta this hellhole.
1234
01:13:53,013 --> 01:13:54,431
Come on! Run!
1235
01:13:58,852 --> 01:14:01,313
I knew
I'd find you dummies here.
1236
01:14:01,396 --> 01:14:02,981
Oh no. It's her!
1237
01:14:03,064 --> 01:14:05,150
Of course it's me, you fool.
1238
01:14:05,233 --> 01:14:08,612
I've been tracking your scent
from two biomes away.
1239
01:14:09,362 --> 01:14:12,365
Check it out.
I even built me a new Hog.
1240
01:14:14,659 --> 01:14:17,954
Malgosha! Your reign is over!
1241
01:14:18,038 --> 01:14:19,456
You're wrong.
1242
01:14:19,539 --> 01:14:21,207
It's just beginning.
1243
01:14:24,878 --> 01:14:25,879
No!
1244
01:14:26,713 --> 01:14:27,631
Hah!
1245
01:14:27,714 --> 01:14:28,757
No!
1246
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:29,883
Kill them.
1247
01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:31,843
We have work to do.
1248
01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:34,554
Goodbye, Steve!
1249
01:14:40,769 --> 01:14:41,770
No!
1250
01:14:42,228 --> 01:14:44,272
They're gonna blow this bridge sky high!
1251
01:14:44,564 --> 01:14:46,274
- Sorry, Hank.
- What?
1252
01:14:52,197 --> 01:14:54,616
Yeah! Slime cube.
1253
01:15:04,167 --> 01:15:05,418
Come on, Garrett, jump!
1254
01:15:05,502 --> 01:15:06,711
I can't, Steve.
1255
01:15:06,795 --> 01:15:07,962
Get him outta here!
1256
01:15:08,254 --> 01:15:10,507
Go, Hank!
Save your sister and get home!
1257
01:15:10,590 --> 01:15:12,300
Garrett, you don't have to do this!
1258
01:15:12,384 --> 01:15:13,843
Tell my story in song.
1259
01:15:14,260 --> 01:15:17,764
Keep it metal. Keep it heavy.
Real instruments.
1260
01:15:18,765 --> 01:15:19,891
Besides...
1261
01:15:22,435 --> 01:15:24,020
I love luaus.
1262
01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:27,440
Spin kick.
1263
01:15:34,197 --> 01:15:36,157
Garbage toss! Oh, crap!
1264
01:15:38,368 --> 01:15:41,121
No!
1265
01:15:43,289 --> 01:15:46,292
We're going down!
1266
01:15:46,710 --> 01:15:48,420
Brace for impact!
1267
01:16:08,106 --> 01:16:09,441
Dennis?
1268
01:16:10,066 --> 01:16:12,026
Dennis!
1269
01:16:12,110 --> 01:16:14,070
It's you! It's really you!
1270
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:18,241
Gimme...
1271
01:16:21,661 --> 01:16:23,037
Oh!
1272
01:16:23,121 --> 01:16:24,581
How'd you find me?
1273
01:16:24,664 --> 01:16:26,040
He's one heck of a wolf.
1274
01:16:26,124 --> 01:16:28,209
He led us right to you guys.
1275
01:16:28,293 --> 01:16:30,754
Now I understand why you kept
yourself so filthy and smelly,
1276
01:16:30,837 --> 01:16:32,380
so Dennis could find you one day.
1277
01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:34,966
Is he okay?
1278
01:16:35,049 --> 01:16:37,343
He's fine. He's just resting.
1279
01:16:37,427 --> 01:16:38,511
Good.
1280
01:16:38,595 --> 01:16:40,346
It was a pretty rough crash landing.
1281
01:16:41,347 --> 01:16:42,932
Wait a minute. Where are we?
1282
01:16:44,267 --> 01:16:46,436
Whoa!
1283
01:16:48,396 --> 01:16:51,274
I wish Garbage Man was here to see this.
1284
01:16:51,357 --> 01:16:53,151
He would've loved your mushroom hut.
1285
01:16:53,234 --> 01:16:54,944
Yeah, I think so too.
1286
01:16:58,573 --> 01:17:01,284
I was so afraid that I lost you.
1287
01:17:03,453 --> 01:17:05,121
I was so afraid that I lost you, too.
1288
01:17:07,290 --> 01:17:10,043
I am really sorry about what I said.
1289
01:17:11,586 --> 01:17:13,630
And I'm really sorry about Garrett.
1290
01:17:18,426 --> 01:17:21,012
I'm only gonna say this once.
1291
01:17:21,095 --> 01:17:24,557
This thingy goes on top of that thingy.
1292
01:17:24,641 --> 01:17:26,059
Got it, Travis?
1293
01:17:26,142 --> 01:17:30,188
It's gonna make a real cool
laser beam that'll darken--
1294
01:17:31,564 --> 01:17:33,817
Never mind.
1295
01:17:58,633 --> 01:18:01,427
No. No!
1296
01:18:02,554 --> 01:18:05,557
The Great Darkening! It's begun.
1297
01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:07,684
Malgosha's gathering all her forces.
1298
01:18:07,767 --> 01:18:09,769
She will destroy this land.
1299
01:18:10,478 --> 01:18:13,314
Unless... we go get that Orb.
1300
01:18:13,398 --> 01:18:15,358
Well, what're we doing here?
1301
01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:18,403
Let's go fight some pigs.
1302
01:18:18,486 --> 01:18:20,905
I'm ready. I'm done with those pigs.
1303
01:18:20,989 --> 01:18:21,823
Yeah, me too.
1304
01:18:21,906 --> 01:18:24,033
Let's do it for Gar-Gar.
1305
01:18:24,117 --> 01:18:26,911
First we mine, then we craft.
1306
01:18:26,995 --> 01:18:28,496
Let's Minecraft!
1307
01:18:28,580 --> 01:18:30,832
- One, two, three.
- Team!
1308
01:18:30,915 --> 01:18:32,500
- Get the Orb!
- Orb! What are you saying?
1309
01:18:32,584 --> 01:18:34,210
- Minecraft.
- We should all say that.
1310
01:18:34,294 --> 01:18:36,754
On three. One--
Forget it. There's no time!
1311
01:18:38,047 --> 01:18:39,507
Show us what you got, Henry.
1312
01:18:39,591 --> 01:18:41,134
Okay. I got a plan.
1313
01:18:41,217 --> 01:18:42,552
Killer recipes.
1314
01:18:42,635 --> 01:18:43,845
We're gonna have to move fast.
1315
01:18:43,928 --> 01:18:45,096
Let's get to work!
1316
01:18:46,306 --> 01:18:48,558
First we're gonna need
some iron ingots.
1317
01:18:53,146 --> 01:18:54,939
Oh, yeah!
1318
01:18:56,774 --> 01:18:58,234
And the boots of Swiftness.
1319
01:19:00,445 --> 01:19:02,196
Time to light this place up.
1320
01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:04,115
Come on, boys.
1321
01:19:06,326 --> 01:19:08,411
Have a nice flight!
1322
01:19:10,788 --> 01:19:13,082
Yeah, man! Whoo!
1323
01:19:13,166 --> 01:19:15,835
I bet you do. I bet you do!
1324
01:19:15,919 --> 01:19:17,629
We're also gonna
need a ton of diamonds.
1325
01:19:22,467 --> 01:19:23,927
Show me what you got, Nat.
1326
01:19:24,802 --> 01:19:26,596
Whoa! Yeah!
1327
01:19:27,597 --> 01:19:28,806
You want some, buddy?
1328
01:19:34,354 --> 01:19:35,188
We're ready.
1329
01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:37,273
Let's go save the Overworld!
1330
01:19:44,656 --> 01:19:46,157
All right, my piggies.
1331
01:19:47,825 --> 01:19:52,121
Today, we take the Overworld as ours!
1332
01:19:53,623 --> 01:19:55,583
Attack their villages.
1333
01:19:55,667 --> 01:19:59,504
Burn their homes
and their symmetrical farms.
1334
01:20:00,088 --> 01:20:04,467
All they have created, we destroy!
1335
01:20:08,221 --> 01:20:10,640
Well, what are you
standing around for?
1336
01:20:10,723 --> 01:20:11,808
Get out of here!
1337
01:20:11,891 --> 01:20:14,394
Go on, bring me the gold!
1338
01:20:26,114 --> 01:20:28,366
Hurry, Henry!
1339
01:20:55,768 --> 01:20:56,769
Uh?
1340
01:21:02,275 --> 01:21:04,610
Hah! News flash!
1341
01:21:04,944 --> 01:21:07,864
Iron Golems will not attack
unless provoked.
1342
01:21:16,581 --> 01:21:18,791
Real smooth, Travis!
1343
01:21:38,519 --> 01:21:39,562
You ready?
1344
01:21:39,937 --> 01:21:41,064
Let's do this.
1345
01:21:54,786 --> 01:21:56,537
Oh, for goodness' sake!
1346
01:21:56,621 --> 01:21:59,749
Well, what are you doing,
you big block of meat?
1347
01:21:59,832 --> 01:22:02,293
Get down there and take care
of those Roundlings!
1348
01:22:12,804 --> 01:22:14,889
How do you like them pork chops?
1349
01:22:20,728 --> 01:22:21,729
Come on!
1350
01:22:29,487 --> 01:22:30,863
Huh?
1351
01:22:35,284 --> 01:22:38,037
Okay, Goshe. Let's dance.
1352
01:22:38,329 --> 01:22:39,664
Bring it on.
1353
01:22:45,086 --> 01:22:49,799
Sneak attack!
1354
01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:53,845
Hah!
1355
01:22:55,805 --> 01:22:57,348
Ooh!
1356
01:23:01,144 --> 01:23:02,186
My diamond armor!
1357
01:23:02,728 --> 01:23:04,188
Egg attack! Hyah!
1358
01:23:04,814 --> 01:23:06,149
Frizz!
1359
01:23:07,191 --> 01:23:08,818
What is this, breakfast?
1360
01:23:11,195 --> 01:23:12,738
Get off of me!
1361
01:23:14,490 --> 01:23:16,826
Hurry! The Orb's up there!
1362
01:23:30,423 --> 01:23:31,966
Do it, Henry.
1363
01:23:32,049 --> 01:23:33,134
I got this.
1364
01:23:43,311 --> 01:23:44,395
Go, Henry, go!
1365
01:23:57,617 --> 01:23:59,785
Hey, Captain Butt Crack!
1366
01:24:02,997 --> 01:24:04,999
I got something for you.
1367
01:24:09,378 --> 01:24:10,463
Get him, Dennis.
1368
01:24:20,223 --> 01:24:22,600
Whoo! Take a bite outta that pig!
1369
01:24:23,851 --> 01:24:25,019
Finish this, Henry!
1370
01:24:49,794 --> 01:24:51,545
- Henry!
- No!
1371
01:24:53,714 --> 01:24:55,174
No!
1372
01:25:03,975 --> 01:25:05,977
Whoo-hooo!
1373
01:25:09,814 --> 01:25:12,441
Gotcha, kid!
1374
01:25:12,525 --> 01:25:14,402
- Yes!
- Yes!
1375
01:25:14,777 --> 01:25:16,654
Yes!
1376
01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:18,447
Garrett, you're alive!
1377
01:25:18,531 --> 01:25:20,658
Yeah!
1378
01:25:20,741 --> 01:25:23,577
Between us,
I used Steve's water bucket trick.
1379
01:25:23,661 --> 01:25:24,412
Pretty cool, huh?
1380
01:25:24,954 --> 01:25:26,205
Little bit.
1381
01:25:26,289 --> 01:25:28,040
Let's get this Orb and go home.
1382
01:25:29,709 --> 01:25:32,545
Yes! Yes, go, Henry!
1383
01:25:32,962 --> 01:25:35,089
All right, Hank. It's fireball time.
1384
01:25:35,172 --> 01:25:36,132
Grab that spear.
1385
01:25:36,716 --> 01:25:38,592
I want you to jab it in the tentacles.
1386
01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:40,928
Yeah.
1387
01:25:41,012 --> 01:25:42,430
Whoo! Jab it!
1388
01:25:44,307 --> 01:25:45,474
Yeah!
1389
01:25:45,558 --> 01:25:47,101
How'd you learn how to do that?
1390
01:25:47,184 --> 01:25:47,977
Don't ask.
1391
01:25:49,895 --> 01:25:51,397
Whoo!
1392
01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:52,481
Yeah!
1393
01:26:12,918 --> 01:26:14,045
No!
1394
01:26:14,962 --> 01:26:16,589
What have you done?
1395
01:26:17,089 --> 01:26:18,299
The Orb!
1396
01:26:51,957 --> 01:26:53,292
Yes!
1397
01:26:57,671 --> 01:27:00,341
It's good
to see you, Garbage Man.
1398
01:27:00,424 --> 01:27:01,384
Yeah, it is.
1399
01:27:05,429 --> 01:27:07,264
Parry! Thrust!
1400
01:27:14,522 --> 01:27:16,440
You failed, witch.
1401
01:27:16,524 --> 01:27:18,401
The Overworld lives on.
1402
01:27:18,484 --> 01:27:21,904
You, too, have fallen for the great lie.
1403
01:27:21,987 --> 01:27:23,906
You'll never be happy.
1404
01:27:24,323 --> 01:27:26,075
Deep down, you know.
1405
01:27:26,158 --> 01:27:30,162
To hope, to dream,
to create is to suffer.
1406
01:27:30,246 --> 01:27:31,372
You're right.
1407
01:27:31,914 --> 01:27:34,917
It is harder to create than to destroy.
1408
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:38,546
That's why cowards
tend to choose the deuce.
1409
01:27:40,005 --> 01:27:41,215
Later, Goshe.
1410
01:27:41,632 --> 01:27:42,925
Every minute knowing you
1411
01:27:43,008 --> 01:27:46,011
has been a horror-show waste of time.
1412
01:27:47,638 --> 01:27:48,931
Wait, one more thing.
1413
01:27:49,765 --> 01:27:51,267
Come closer.
1414
01:27:51,350 --> 01:27:52,518
Do you have a little knife
1415
01:27:52,601 --> 01:27:54,061
that you're gonna try to stab me with?
1416
01:27:54,145 --> 01:27:56,272
No, no. I'm too weak.
1417
01:27:57,857 --> 01:27:58,941
All right.
1418
01:28:00,151 --> 01:28:00,985
Yah!
1419
01:28:01,068 --> 01:28:02,570
Come on!
1420
01:28:02,653 --> 01:28:03,946
It was worth a shot.
1421
01:28:04,029 --> 01:28:05,906
Wait, wait. Let me say one more thing.
1422
01:28:05,990 --> 01:28:07,950
- Come closer.
- No way!
1423
01:28:08,033 --> 01:28:09,994
No, really, it's about you.
1424
01:28:10,327 --> 01:28:12,288
Fine.
1425
01:28:14,874 --> 01:28:16,500
Lean down here.
1426
01:28:19,086 --> 01:28:20,963
You really are the worst.
1427
01:28:21,922 --> 01:28:23,007
Goodbye.
1428
01:28:23,090 --> 01:28:25,259
This is it, really. Come back.
1429
01:28:25,342 --> 01:28:26,969
I don't even have a knife.
1430
01:28:27,052 --> 01:28:28,262
Where would I keep it?
1431
01:28:29,722 --> 01:28:31,182
Sneak attack.
1432
01:28:42,985 --> 01:28:43,986
Hey!
1433
01:28:44,653 --> 01:28:46,864
You sure you wanna go back, Henry?
1434
01:28:47,448 --> 01:28:48,866
It won't feel like this.
1435
01:28:49,825 --> 01:28:55,331
There you got constraints,
judgments, obstacles.
1436
01:28:55,414 --> 01:28:56,248
Yeah, I know.
1437
01:28:57,041 --> 01:28:58,584
But I'm gonna go make stuff anyway.
1438
01:29:01,837 --> 01:29:03,005
I like that.
1439
01:29:03,297 --> 01:29:04,507
Mmm.
1440
01:29:04,590 --> 01:29:05,925
You're a brave kid.
1441
01:29:06,884 --> 01:29:10,262
Steve. You still cool with this?
1442
01:29:13,474 --> 01:29:14,141
Yeah.
1443
01:29:14,808 --> 01:29:17,394
Come here, boy. Yeah.
1444
01:29:19,104 --> 01:29:20,856
Of course I still love you.
1445
01:29:20,940 --> 01:29:23,150
That's why I think this is a good idea.
1446
01:29:23,817 --> 01:29:25,819
You changed my life.
1447
01:29:26,779 --> 01:29:28,989
It's time for you to go change hers, too.
1448
01:29:30,658 --> 01:29:33,661
♪ Go now, Dennis ♪
1449
01:29:34,370 --> 01:29:37,581
♪ Change Dawn's life, Dennis ♪
1450
01:29:38,207 --> 01:29:40,668
♪ Go on a journey♪
1451
01:29:40,751 --> 01:29:44,964
♪ And think of me, Dennis ♪
1452
01:29:45,881 --> 01:29:50,719
♪ Go now, legendary
Wolf of my dreams ♪
1453
01:29:51,136 --> 01:29:54,181
♪ My doggie, doggie, doggie ♪
1454
01:29:55,224 --> 01:29:57,393
♪ My Dennis ♪
1455
01:30:06,819 --> 01:30:08,946
If I would have known
you could sing like that,
1456
01:30:09,029 --> 01:30:10,990
it would have helped me
get past your smell.
1457
01:30:14,368 --> 01:30:15,369
Garrett...
1458
01:30:16,662 --> 01:30:18,789
you are a truly bodacious warrior...
1459
01:30:19,665 --> 01:30:21,250
and a really good friend.
1460
01:30:22,001 --> 01:30:23,669
I wish you'd come home with us.
1461
01:30:25,337 --> 01:30:26,505
Hank's cool,
1462
01:30:26,589 --> 01:30:30,426
but I don't have any friends my age.
1463
01:30:33,262 --> 01:30:35,264
We would make a great team.
1464
01:30:36,307 --> 01:30:37,725
Vaya con Dios.
1465
01:30:38,767 --> 01:30:40,311
It means "Goodbye, brother."
1466
01:30:41,145 --> 01:30:42,146
No, it doesn't.
1467
01:30:43,147 --> 01:30:44,481
Don't look at her.
1468
01:30:44,565 --> 01:30:45,274
It does.
1469
01:30:45,357 --> 01:30:46,859
No, it does not.
1470
01:30:47,568 --> 01:30:48,611
Yeah, it does.
1471
01:30:52,281 --> 01:30:54,241
Are you sure
you don't want to come back?
1472
01:30:54,617 --> 01:30:55,784
Yeah, I'm staying here.
1473
01:30:55,868 --> 01:30:58,078
I got a bunch more stuff I wanna build.
1474
01:30:59,038 --> 01:31:01,373
Why don't you bring some
of that magic to the real world?
1475
01:31:23,145 --> 01:31:25,397
Screw it, I'm coming with.
1476
01:31:27,232 --> 01:31:29,943
Turns out, if you're brave enough,
1477
01:31:30,027 --> 01:31:32,237
you can make the real world...
1478
01:31:33,030 --> 01:31:34,698
...your Overworld.
1479
01:31:35,908 --> 01:31:38,035
Garrett finally leveled up.
1480
01:31:38,118 --> 01:31:40,579
And his store became the hot spot!
1481
01:31:42,414 --> 01:31:45,959
Together, we all joined forces
to create the new hit game,
1482
01:31:46,043 --> 01:31:47,836
Block City Battle Buddies.
1483
01:31:47,920 --> 01:31:49,713
Block City Battle Buddies!
1484
01:31:49,797 --> 01:31:52,383
Yeah, we're still in the beta phase,
1485
01:31:52,466 --> 01:31:54,385
working out a few bugs.
1486
01:31:54,468 --> 01:31:56,762
But let me telly a, life...
1487
01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:58,639
...is pretty perfect.
1488
01:31:58,722 --> 01:32:01,266
♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
1489
01:32:03,686 --> 01:32:07,481
♪ I used to wake up and play
Back in my childhood days ♪
1490
01:32:07,564 --> 01:32:10,984
♪ Gettin' older's
Such a dirty shame ♪
1491
01:32:11,068 --> 01:32:15,114
♪ They never gave me a chance
To let my imagination dance ♪
1492
01:32:15,197 --> 01:32:18,033
♪ 'Til I came up
With a different game ♪
1493
01:32:19,410 --> 01:32:21,829
♪ Down in the mines
All of the time ♪
1494
01:32:22,204 --> 01:32:23,080
♪ Crafting ♪
1495
01:32:23,163 --> 01:32:25,749
♪ Out in the sun
Havin' some fun ♪
1496
01:32:25,833 --> 01:32:26,709
♪ Laughing ♪
1497
01:32:26,792 --> 01:32:30,546
♪ I'm never, ever
Lookin' back, 'cause ♪
1498
01:32:30,629 --> 01:32:33,757
♪ I feel alive ♪
1499
01:32:33,841 --> 01:32:34,591
♪ Yeah ♪
1500
01:32:35,926 --> 01:32:38,429
Dawn finally got to ditch
her real estate job.
1501
01:32:38,512 --> 01:32:39,388
Have fun!
1502
01:32:39,471 --> 01:32:41,974
She and Dennis brought
the party wherever they went.
1503
01:32:43,434 --> 01:32:45,644
Natalie decided
to share her new skill set
1504
01:32:45,728 --> 01:32:47,271
with the real world.
1505
01:32:47,354 --> 01:32:49,440
Survival Mode Self-Defense.
1506
01:32:49,523 --> 01:32:50,858
And now he's going to--
1507
01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:58,031
The streets of Chuglass
have never been safer.
1508
01:32:58,407 --> 01:32:59,950
You get 'em, Natalie!
1509
01:33:01,034 --> 01:33:02,244
And Henry?
1510
01:33:02,327 --> 01:33:04,621
He finally got that jet pack to work.
1511
01:33:10,002 --> 01:33:13,005
♪ I feel alive ♪
1512
01:33:13,088 --> 01:33:15,632
♪ I move mountains
With my mind ♪
1513
01:33:17,259 --> 01:33:20,637
♪ I feel the high ♪
1514
01:33:20,721 --> 01:33:24,892
♪ Like a new moon on the rise ♪
1515
01:33:24,975 --> 01:33:27,686
♪ I feel alive ♪
1516
01:33:28,395 --> 01:33:31,440
♪ Like a red stone overdrive ♪
1517
01:33:32,608 --> 01:33:35,444
♪ I feel the high ♪
1518
01:33:35,903 --> 01:33:39,448
♪ With the power
Of the wolf inside ♪
1519
01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:42,451
♪ I feel alive ♪
1520
01:33:43,577 --> 01:33:44,495
♪ Yeah! ♪
1521
01:34:02,262 --> 01:34:04,556
I know how much you love bread.
1522
01:34:04,848 --> 01:34:06,058
Mm-hm.
1523
01:34:06,141 --> 01:34:08,060
Marlene,
your ex-husband's here.
1524
01:34:08,143 --> 01:34:09,603
He said it was an emergency.
1525
01:34:09,686 --> 01:34:13,774
Well, you tell him
I've got nothing to say to him.
1526
01:34:13,857 --> 01:34:15,275
You gotta be kidding me,
Marlene.
1527
01:34:15,359 --> 01:34:16,693
This is the guy?
1528
01:34:16,985 --> 01:34:18,278
Too late, Clemente.
1529
01:34:18,695 --> 01:34:19,988
You had your chance.
1530
01:34:20,072 --> 01:34:21,532
She's right, Clemente.
1531
01:34:21,615 --> 01:34:23,116
You totally blew it.
1532
01:34:23,492 --> 01:34:27,496
And now I reap
the rewards of your mistake.
1533
01:34:27,579 --> 01:34:31,834
You see, when Marlene's
Jeep Grand Cherokee ran me over,
1534
01:34:31,917 --> 01:34:34,586
I was struck
by a love so powerful,
1535
01:34:34,670 --> 01:34:36,505
it transcended the barriers
1536
01:34:36,588 --> 01:34:38,590
of conventional speech.
1537
01:34:38,674 --> 01:34:42,427
Now I speak Human,
and she speaks Villager.
1538
01:34:50,018 --> 01:34:53,063
Marlene,
ever since we met last night,
1539
01:34:53,146 --> 01:34:54,898
I wanted to say,
1540
01:34:54,982 --> 01:34:56,024
"Would you marry me?"
1541
01:34:56,859 --> 01:35:01,405
Yes! Yes!
A thousand times, yes!
1542
01:40:15,802 --> 01:40:18,221
Hi, sorry to bug. I just--
1543
01:40:18,305 --> 01:40:20,724
I used to live here, and-- I'm Steve.
1544
01:40:20,807 --> 01:40:23,435
Oh, is this about
that chest in the attic?
1545
01:40:23,518 --> 01:40:26,897
Ho-ho, yeah!
I'm so glad that's still around.
1546
01:40:26,980 --> 01:40:28,356
Hey, you want to come in?
1547
01:40:28,940 --> 01:40:30,317
I'm Alex, by the way.
1548
01:40:31,193 --> 01:40:33,320
Alex, great to meetch.